The Do You Have a Girlfriend Question

TheDevilPutD · 2021-04-19T04:51:51+00:00

You always answer with "are you interested?" or "wow, I heard you girls move fast but I wasn't expecting it this fast". The frame is always they are the ones hitting on you not the other way around.

ArcTrooper_5555 · 2021-04-19T05:43:34+00:00

Skew and the devil got good answers.

Another one is : “I do for the next hour” and hold her hand.

319Skew · 2021-04-19T04:15:43+00:00

Non serious:

Naw, I've devoted myself to God.

laugh "A" girlfriend.

Serious: (Redirect) Why do you want to know so badly? grin

TXJohn83 · 2021-04-19T03:08:44+00:00

'No' - unless you are looking for a certain type of girl.

tiverma · 2021-04-19T03:04:35+00:00

"No"

HornFinical · 2021-04-19T05:02:30+00:00

“Several”

VasiliyZaitzev · 2021-04-19T08:25:04+00:00

"I'm out there, tryna get found."

"I have a roster."

"Did my mom put you up to this?"

btt069 · 2021-04-19T08:30:39+00:00

Laugh "a" girlfriend, I usually say this.
user 319skew has some other solid ones too.

beachbbqlover · 2021-04-19T03:36:51+00:00

My current answer would be "Spoken for" unless I was deeply impressed.

If I were single tomorrow, my answer would be 'No... well... see.. I've never really been single for very long before, so I've never had to do the whole dating thing and I'm feeling kind of lost'

Why that?

It's true
It dispenses with why my text and word games are weak
Subtly reminds them that I'm going to get snapped up again pretty quick
They want the right man, and I'm it. The truth is all they need to hear.

alchemical_rage · 2021-04-19T06:30:52+00:00

“Why? Are you into women too?”

Lostfate09 · 2021-04-19T04:41:53+00:00

"I've always got room for one more 😉"

NeuroBoss31 · 2021-04-19T18:14:30+00:00

"Only on Tuesdays"

All other answers here are wrong and cringey.

michael1962-01 · 2021-04-19T05:37:42+00:00

Best i found so far

"I can't be friends with females"

Don't explain.

Keep it mysterious.

If she presses

"Just doesn't work"

Or

"They allways want into my pants"

Then

"Sorry. For me it is either hot or not. Can't befriend you - don't want to waste your time." (Broad smile)

That way you also shoved the friendzone attack from the table.

If you are bold enough touch her while delivering that.

ibwriting · 2021-04-19T05:32:53+00:00

Yeah only on mondays.

MyRedGlasses · 2021-04-19T05:38:23+00:00

"no, why were you interested?"

CrypticV3nom · 2021-04-19T11:52:26+00:00

Never answer their questions seriously, no matter how bent out of shape they get...always use AM.

auldunclenelly · 2021-04-22T22:43:01+00:00

“Too many to count atm, need a break from all these girls you know”

btt069 · 2021-04-19T08:21:18+00:00

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The Do You Have a Girlfriend Question

Comments

BEST I FOUND SO FAR

"I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH FEMALES"

DON'T EXPLAIN.

KEEP IT MYSTERIOUS.

IF SHE PRESSES

"JUST DOESN'T WORK"

OR

"THEY ALLWAYS WANT INTO MY PANTS"

THEN

"SORRY. FOR ME IT IS EITHER HOT OR NOT. CAN'T BEFRIEND YOU - DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME." (BROAD SMILE)

THAT WAY YOU ALSO SHOVED THE FRIENDZONE ATTACK FROM THE TABLE.

IF YOU ARE BOLD ENOUGH TOUCH HER WHILE DELIVERING THAT.

Title	The Do You Have a Girlfriend Question
Author	3soffbalance
Upvotes	17
Comments	34
Date	April 19, 2021 2:59 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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