The unbeatable shit test

greatest_mistake · 2014-07-02T01:07:26+00:00

Learn to dance. No bullshit. I've seen the ugliest dudes dance with the hottest women. It's a display of confidence and will up your value. It's difficult to run game in a club as it is. Dancing will absolutely get the ladies attention.

Agent1407 · 2014-07-02T01:03:53+00:00

Never dance unless you know what you're doing, or she will quickly notice your insecurity and lack of leadership and your image will be damaged in her eyes.

But if you know how to dance and lead it is one of the most powerful ways to make her wet.

[deleted] · 2014-07-02T10:14:46+00:00

Not a shit test, more of a challenge. I had this psych professor, could've sworn the dude was gay. Mannerisms, speech, grooming, dress, you name it; I'd bet you $100 he was gay. Not a bad looking guy, tall, lean, looked kinda like that guy that was cast as Sawyer from LOST.

During class introductions, he explains he's a ballroom dancer. He's ranked, or was at least at the time of class. He brings up ballroom dance, salsa, jazz, you name it. I thought I had it down, gaydar is pinging left and right.

Then I bump into him at a bar on a Saturday night. Professor is walking off the dance floor with hands down the hottest Brazilian woman I've ever seen. Thick accent, gorgeous. He introduces me, can't remember her name to save his life. She introduces herself, and we go and sit down to chat for a bit. I end up meeting the people I originally intended to meet there, we go our separate ways.

Monday rolls around, we have a test. I stick around and ask the professor who the Brazilian woman was. He said, "I just met her that night, never got her number, don't remember her name. She was a freak in bed though."

My interest was piqued, so I ask where a meathead like myself can learn. Turns out, he's a dance instructor too. I learned some basic steps, a few fancy moves, and I'm good to go.

Try a country western bar some time. Gorgeous women tend to like mainstream country now. Those shit-kicker wearin', plaid shirt, bolo tie havin guys can politely ask a 22 year old girl to dance, spin her around a couple times, and take her right out to their truck to spend an evening with whichever woman they choose to dance with.

TL;DR don't knock it 'TIL you've tried it. Go learn to dance.

InsanityManifest · 2014-07-02T06:31:56+00:00

You cannot learn how to be gentle without being forceful, so learn dancing and some kind of martial art. I was doing both for a while and discovered that my coordination improved immensely. Dance teaches you control, Martial-Arts teaches you dominance. Somewhere in the middle is sex.

I recommend a very movement (fluid) oriented Martial Art; kung fu, Pencak Silat, Judo, Wrestling, Aikido, etc.

-Tyler_Durden- · 2014-07-02T02:37:17+00:00

No way around it, you have to learn how to dance. Take a class; if you are in college, the rec center usually will have several. Try something Latin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Z0WaTl9Sw

Mrswhiskers · 2014-07-02T03:30:24+00:00

Any advice would be great as I suck at dancing and dont feel i should learn to be something I am not?

What? How does that make sense? Why not just learn some basics so you don't suck? It would drastically improve your confidence because on the dance floor, just like in a relationship, men are supposed to lead. Dancing is actually a great metaphor for relationships. Lean to twirl her, dip her, and how to lead her into what you want her to do on the dance floor.

Mr_Reardon · 2014-07-02T05:20:30+00:00

It's sufficient to be aloof if you can dance, and simply don't. Take a quick turn around the floor and then say, "nah, I'm good," and you're all good.

It is not sufficient to be aloof if you can't dance, because at that point you're not being aloof, you're being the asshole who can't dance and is trying to pass his lack of skill off as some bullshit attempt at cool.

Learning a few simple steps doesn't turn you into "something you're not" any more than mastering a couple good dishes makes you Gordon Ramsey. If you're around enough women wanting you to dance to recognize that not dancing is an issue, take the time it took you to write this bitch out and square up a few moves.

Meterus · 2014-07-02T21:27:42+00:00

WTF, dude, ballroom dance is great foreplay! You're showing her you can make her move and do what you want her to, leading her wherever you want her to go. You are abso-fucking-lutely in control! Wimmens like that kinda thing in a man.

username4trp · 2014-07-03T00:17:10+00:00

If you're a white guy, you need to dance badly so nobody thinks you're gay, but do get out there and do it with confidence.

That said, my Mexican cousin danced well and he was skinny and not attractive. Yet he fucked hotties all the time because of his dancing .

[deleted] · 2014-07-04T13:25:45+00:00

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captainbloodd · 2014-07-02T02:25:54+00:00

Depends on your frame. Be the cool James Bond type guy and tell her with a smirk to get out there and shake her ass for you while you sip your drink. Or be the crazy guy who goes out and dances horribly yet confidently with no fucks given.

Perspective133 · 2014-07-02T03:34:01+00:00

‘One night Frank Costello was sitting in a night club with his blonde, a nice broad, and at the table he’s got Rocky Marciano, Tony Canzoneri, and Two-Ton Tony Galente. It’s a guinea party,’ my father said. ‘The orchestra is playing. So Frank says to Galente, “Hey, Two-Ton, I want you to dance with Gloria.” That makes Galente nervous. Who wants to dance with the big man’s girl? What if she likes him? “Hey, Mr. Costello,” says Two-Ton Tony, “you know I’m no dancer.” “Put down your beer,” says Frank, “and get out there and move. You’ll be very good.”

‘So Two-Ton Tony gets up and trots Gloria around the floor at arm’s length, and when he comes back, Costello tells the same thing to Canzoneri, and he has to take Gloria out. Then it’s Rocky’s turn. Marciano believes he’s big enough in his own right to call Costello by his first name, so he says, “Mr. Frank, we heavyweights are not much on a ballroom floor.”

“‘Go do some footwork,” says Costello.

‘While Rocky is out there, Gloria takes the occasion to whisper in his ear, “Champ, do me a favor. See if you can get Uncle Frank to do a step with me.” Well, when the number is over, Rocky leads her back. He’s feeling better and the others got their nerve up too. They start to rib the big man, very careful, you understand, just a little tasteful chaffing. “Hey, Mr. Costello,” they say, “Mr. C., come on, why don’t you give your lady a dance?”

“‘Will you,” Gloria asks, “please!”

“‘It’s your turn, Mr. Frank,” they say.

‘Costello,’ my father told me, ‘shakes his head. “Tough guys,” he says, “don’t dance.’”

aOs_Student · 2014-07-02T04:31:09+00:00

You wanna better yourself don't you? Just learn a few moves and you are golden....

abcd_z · 2014-07-02T04:46:00+00:00

If you don't want to dance, just don't dance. While she's dancing, you can spend your time socializing with others and flirting with other women. This is attractive to her.

It feels like you have to make all the moves that match her expectations in order to proceed to greater intimacy..

Are you saying you think you need to dance in order to sleep with her?

Think about what you're saying. You should never follow her lead unless it's something you wanted to do anyways, because there's no guarantee her lead will lead to what you want (sex). Instead, lead her to do what you want her to. You want to dance with her? Cool, dance with her. You don't want to dance? Then don't dance.

She wants you to dance and you don't want to? Just tell her "no, thanks" and have fun doing your own thing.

I guarantee you, you'll have much better results doing that than if you follow her around like a puppy, doing things you don't want to in order to maybe get some sex from her.

Title	The unbeatable shit test
Author	Gomezie
Upvotes	9
Comments	29
Date	July 2, 2014 12:08 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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