A crazy profile and opener.

axe122 · 2019-11-08T10:51:34+00:00

If she responds you should just start flirting with her but don’t flip flop and verbally say you and I would be compatible or anything like that or even say you were just playing. Just start talking and flirting with her if you want her and after a day 2 max ask her for her number so you can call for.a date at that point if she says I thought I wasn’t your type? Respond with something like I definitely wasn’t sure about you but your slowly growing on me or something along the lines of that. I’ve found with online dating it really doesn’t matter what you open with they are either physically attracted enough to talk to you or not. I like making my profile funny as well but you have to act congruent with that or else there’s really no point , if she’s expecting you to be a silly playful guy and your very dry when your texting her she’ll most likely lose interest pretty fast if she isn’t super physically attracted to you. Basically your profile is a way to make yourself look good on paper. That’s why height is always something girls often ask about, if they are gonna meet with a stranger on the internet they want him to look good on paper and have have all these basic guidelines they want in a guy physically. That’s why I think it’s better to just do online dating as something you occasionally mess around with when your bored and focus on irl cold approaches, you can demonstrate your personality and energy more that way, I have met some awesome hot girls online dating too but it took a while to match with a girl who wasn’t a flake and I was interested in. I find a lot of girls seem very interested but don’t actually wanna meet for a date so they are probly just on there seeking validation. I think you try the profile a little longer then maybe maybe a hybrid of some of the funny things mixed with some real stats so she feels you still look good on paper. Be congruent with your profile and with the girl who responded she probly wouldn’t have messaged you if she wasn’t interested at all. Just assume your playing a little game with her and pretend like your not into eachother at most when you compliment her be like “your alright”😜😂like make it like you both know your into eachother otherwise you wouldn’t be escalating things but your not really sure about her and wanna find out. If I match with a girl on Sunday I try to get her out by Thursday but at a week and a half max otherwise I found I rarely ever saw them.

2019-11-08T17:09:32+00:00

I think if you go the sarcastic route, it both has to be really over the top, not too long and something you could pull of saying to a girl in real life.

ImmediateDisaster6 · 2019-11-08T22:08:59+00:00

I think it would only really work if you had the pictures that showed you as 100% alpha. Otherwise they might just be wtf. But if it's good then others will see it and message you anyway right?

Anyway one day years ago I was at the bar. Someone had dropped a Fred Durst style douchebag cap. And I just had an idea and told my friends 'watch what happens when I wear the cap'. So I put on the cap and spent the rest of the night being my best version of a douchebag frat boy type. Girls were absolutely loving it. Like one next to me at the bar would be trying to get the bartenders attention to cut the line and I'd say 'yeah that's not going to work, my tits are bigger than yours and he's not serving me either'. Of course she acted mad (and it was a horrible thing to say), but later on she came and talked to me again. So I guess my point is, why not try 'faking' it and see what happens.

ntipz011 · 2019-11-09T11:19:17+00:00

Your profile is tryhard and your message is tryhard. Thus being low value. You wont get hot girls (nor many girls) that way. Less is more.

Title	A crazy profile and opener.
Author	TimeNail
Upvotes	0
Comments	15
Date	November 8, 2019 9:59 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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