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CompetitionFair7686 · 2022-05-31T13:15:35+00:00

I have two texts, 1st one is from what my mom think I should say

Dude… never ever take dating advice from your mother, your aunts, your grandmas, etc… Seriously their advice will be super cringeworthy and cheesy, and it won’t work because they are completely out of touch with social dynamics between teens of this generation.

Hello [her name], it’s [my name] from school. It’s (very) late to say what I wanted to say. I sought to find you that night but I couldn’t. I wanted to congratulate you with this new pinnacle of success. I also wanted to tell you something I don’t tell many people. I think you’re really pretty, message me with your number or snap.

See? I told you cheesy, cringe, redundant, and super long way too long. Not to mention those words “pinnacle of success” Like what kinda teenager talks like that 🤣.

and the “you are pretty” not only is generic but it also gives the girl free validation. Never compliments girl on her beauty if she is not your girlfriend, it only feeds her ego. If you treat a girl like a celebrity she will just treat you as a fan.

Dude no, just don’t ever take advice from your mum on how to be a man. If anything you might wanna take advice from your dad, assuming he is good with the ladies, and if he is not, then just avoid taking advice from your parents.

Hello [her name] , it’s [my name] from school. It’s (very) late to say what I wanted to say. I sought to find you that night but I couldn’t. I wanted to congratulate you with this new pinnacle of success. I also wanted to tell you something I don’t tell many people. I think you’re cuter than a teacup Yorkie, trotting though the grass on a warm summer day, your sheer elegance and style is contagious.

Unbelievable , you manage to be even more cheesy and cringeworthy than your mum 🤦🏽‍♂️

First of all, skip all this long ass texts. The longer your texts are the more try hard you come across. You also shouldn’t double text so forget about dividing texts in half, because that’s still try hard.

Follow this rule: Two lines per text maximum (not a paragraph) and never double text

Secondly, stop with cheesy talk like: “you cuter than a teacup, trotting through the grass on a warm summer day, your sheer elegance and style is contagious”

What. The. Fuck. Is. That???!!

Dude you don’t even talk like this in real life when you are with your friends, so why the heck do you want to say this cheesy shit? You want the girl to laugh at you or something?

Dude, I know I sound like i’m attacking you, but seriously… It’s better that I warn you here now, than you going there and having the entire school making fun of you for being so cheesy.

You do know that girls share your texts with her female friends, right? They will all know what you text her, and that won’t be good trait me if they all realise how cheesy you are.

I send this message so fast that, I didn't even proof read. Though I'm slow at texting on this app, contact me with your number or snap and we could maybe catch a sunset and munch on some sun chips together. How do you feel about that?

Oh wait, there is still more text? Apparently the huge wall of text before wasn’t enough.

“I send this message so fast i didn’t proof read”

Well then proof read it? There is no need to say that as it sounds validation seeking which is bad.

“we could maybe catch a sunset and munch on some sun chips together”

Again with the cheesy language. This is all horrible, it reads as if it was written by a 13 or 14 year old or less.

If that’s how old you are my bad sorry for being so mean, but honestly many guys that age wished someone would have told them how to make a fool of themselves in time.

If you are older than that or if you are an adult, then dude it’s about time to man up already.

I like this one bc I’m saying she’s cuter than a teacup Yorkie, which is pretty cute.

Dude, a heterosexual guy is not supposed to be cute, a guy is supposed to be cool a badass or smooth… i’m talking about attitude.

Cuteness is a typical feminine trait, cute looks good on girls.

On a man you don’t wanna be cute, you wanna be a badass, cool, smooth or suave which are typical masculine traits.

There needs to be sexual polarity you don’t wanna act or sound feminine, this is why you come across as cheesy because you are trying to speak like a girl does, not like a guy does.

You need to be aware of your sexuality, and be in touch with your masculinity. Girls are in touch with their feminine energy , that’s why they try to be cute, and shy, and girly, etc… A guy is not supposed to do that unless he is gay.

If you are gay that’s fine, you can be feminine. I’m not judging. But if you are hetero then you need to be have masculine. Take examples from James Bond movies, Charlie Sheen in Two and a half men, Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Fast and furious movies,…. etc Those are men, don’t try to be cute try to be cool like them.

trotting though the grass on a warm summer day,” gives a visual and funny. your sheer elegance and style is contagious” this is saying she presents her self well.

Talk about being 100% clueless. You are trying to sound poetic and it just comes across as cheesy in the worst possible way. Dude, would you talk like this to your male friends? I doubt it. So don’t do it with girls because they are the first ones who will judge you hard if you speak so girly while trying to pick them up.

It’s much better to tease them, roast them and make fun of them playfully, than being cheesy. Better to say:

“Hey dork, let’s grab some ice cream on friday at 6pm… Wanna play some basketball and beat your ass”

Much better to keep it short like this no matter if she likes you or not, than writing all that huge cheesy wall of text that your mom or yourself wanted to say.

Damn you for making me write a novel to help you

revente · 2022-05-31T11:59:14+00:00

It's 10x too long.

And some girls will find those compliments creepy.

Try make it short and sweet. eg

Hey [her name], it's xxx, let's grab some ice cream on thurstay 6 pm.

Maybe refer to some inside joke or nickname that u used during your initial interactions.

nevertextgoodnight · 2022-05-31T13:40:36+00:00

Go with the teacup Yorkie one ...

AceFiveSuited · 2022-05-31T18:31:44+00:00

OMG the cringe level is over 9000 sheesh short and simple man just say hey I missed you at the graduation wanna hang out later or something

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