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[–]nopenotmedude 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
They will be banging other dudes in that pool all summer. You would do better to game their friends that come over. You will have an unlimited supply of girls vs 2.
[–]Cute_Region2852 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that the summer house is in the middle of nowhere, so we will be totally ALONE.
[–]nopenotmedude 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Then you will get to find out what it’s like to be the last man on earth if it is that isolated that no one is coming in or out. Please let us know what this is actually like.
[–]Cute_Region2852 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is a villa on the beach that is 40 km from the nearest city
[–]nopenotmedude 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’ve driven a hell of a lot more than 40km to bang a chick before.
[–]vicky_gamer 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
✌️✌️✌️😂😂😂
[–]LeatherBoundWisdom1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
this this this
[–]cass2769 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a danger zone. Could very easily lead to hurt feelings or awkwardness.
Would recommend you just stay friends with them and look for other women to have sexual with.
[–]SocialReject101 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Listen. This could be a bad idea. If you have to do this, you probably will need to go for threesome, because you can't leave the other girl out lol. And you will have to do this all summer and suffer all the drama. They have no abundance (I guess so) so most likely if there is something going to happen you need to let on or the other come at you. If that doesn't come to fruition then too bad.
[–]CompetitionFair7686 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
By talking to them, flirting with them, being fun person to talk to, so joke around, mess with them, roast them, be playful, sarcastic, all in a playful way. Talk about your personal lives, how you felt in situations, share anecdotes, tell her you find her cute, fascinating and sexy, tell her she looks like a snack or that her smile makes you crazy… Be one on one with them alone and touch with her, play with her hands, caress her fingers, her palm and wrist… Look into her eyes and lips while you bite your lip and go for a kiss
[–]Orange11a 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This 👆
Also a great way to see if they are interested in you sexually or not. That's a great way to find other plans for the summer. I honestly wouldn't want to be with two girls for the whole summer and sex isn't involved.
[–]shhmidty2 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I would wait it out to the end of the summer. Think of these two girls as your number one asset to getting laid. They will have friends that come over and when they do, try and have sex with them.
[–]incognito3107 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dunno about your actual dynamics, you may seem pretty young for them to consider in the first place. Don't act desperate, maybe you will find there some other interesting girls. When you will get more comfy and buzzed, it will turn out what is possible.
[–]freel0der 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a noob I would bring some alcohol to loosen up some. perhaps do some drinking games with them.
[–]buffall0w1ngs 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever happens give us an update please
[–]ThePenTester88 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take a shower and forget to close the door - or put a note on the door that says This shower is huge, easily room for 3! Just be sure to be in the shower and wihout clothes on
[–]Cute_Region2852 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jajajaja
[–]Chickenherdturd 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO so pathetic
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