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[–]Wartle76 40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ring the doorbell and introduce yourself. Sets the parents' minds more at ease, ask and keep to the curfew mention, thereby gaining their trust, so that when getting frisky with her, they have a degree of trust in that you are responsible.
[–]ULminimalist1980 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Shake the dad's hand and leave a condom in it.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sigma male move right there
[–]UnusualRedditor1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Good chuckle, thanks
[–]JetpackKiwi[🍰] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I ring the doorbell like this: .... . .-. .
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get slapped by her parents
[–]Psynaut11 points 4 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Alpha males don't ring the doorbell, because they cannot control the volume of the ring. Knock on the door hard, show her father that you are the biggest, baddest alpha within miles. Don't make him respect you, make him fear you.
[–]BarcaLiverpool 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy alphas
[–]JacobMoogberg69 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you such a pussy that you are afraid of talking to her dad? Are you afraid of him knowing you might fuck his daughter?
[–]1990MeWuzBorn 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. Very true comment, but also funny.
[–]Unforsaken_Dick 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honk your horn, make that bitch come to you, you fucking stud
[–]Kachowwskii 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And lock the car doors because she’ll just beg for you to let her come in because your such a fucking stud
Go to her door and ring the doorbell. Look her father in the eye, introduce yourself and shake his hand.
[–]ricoconyo 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would recommend going up to the door. But thats kind of a old school thing to do. She might find it weird because its not common for teenagers to do that anymore. It will set you apart though, most teenage guys wont do that.
[–]lunaokazul 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, if a guy I was seeing came up to the door I would’ve found it weird, yes, but also impressive since like you said, no one does it anymore and that’s a shame
[–]lunaokazul 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All depends on what the girl prefers. Does she want you to meet her parents yet or does she still want to keep it private?
I personally always preferred to wait at least a month or two before introducing the guy so texting “here” or even calling would’ve been my preference. But like I said, depends on the girl. It’d be best if you ask her beforehand what she wants like another comment here has suggested. It also shows that you respect her wishes and care about her opinion.
[–]MagicGnome97 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask the girl what she prefers
[–]astronomicalgnar5 points 4 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
I’d text and ask - Would you like me to / Do you mind if I come to the door
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’d text and asketh - would thee like me to / doth thee mind if 't be true i cometh to the do'r
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
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[–]Canadian-Seductioner 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would text.
[–]Havocnumbanine -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. I’m texting 10/10 times the girls job is to introduce us. Makes it much smoother and easier tbh
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