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[–]pralinematchbox 230 points231 points232 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvoted for the erection
[–]cl3ft 33 points34 points35 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nice work bro.
I met my wife on a bus.
[–]THUMB5UP 14 points15 points16 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Please tell me it wasn't the Bang Bus
[–]cl3ft 10 points11 points12 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How did you know?
[–]THUMB5UP 14 points15 points16 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was the cameraman, man
[–]cl3ft 22 points23 points24 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry about getting cum on your sleeve
[–]top_footballer 29 points30 points31 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Upvote for taking the initiative AND for quoting Metallica (One). Bravo!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
srs doe.
I was headbanging as soon as I started reading that shit. Haven't listened to Metallica in ages.
[–]thejake222 11 points12 points13 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bravo my friend! Hilarious story as well. Your honesty is what shines through, even as you tell this story.
[–]aardvarkarmorer 5 points6 points7 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Song in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bravo, man. This warms my heart. It's not even pua, just human interaction :)
[–]brodocross 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice! All around great. Fun read too! (And yes it is labeled correctly)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really surprising, you were confident in what you wanted.
[–]specialKswag 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have nothing to add OP, but just based on the way you wrote this FR you seem like a really happy dude. It was hard to not smile while reading.
[–]SamuraiDrew 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Props OP. Whether the number is real or fake at least know that you pulled the trigger and got out of your comfort zone. Hope all goes well!
[–]jeffthehat 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like, a biggity biggity bitch
upvoted for this.
[–]Psychocist 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you checked the number?
This sounds like I could have wrote it 3 months ago. I was on a bus after talking to Chinese girl before got on. She mentioned she lived nearby (couple stops ahead of mine). I didn't have courage to sit down and talk on bus, but I did get the surge of confidence/creepiness to get off the bus with her and ask her out. We had another short conversation and she seemed receptive -- told me she was training couple days that week but was available on Friday, then gave me her number.
I was ecstatic for 3 days before I tried to ring her...
It was fake. Don't follow women off buses.
[–]A_Nightgaunt 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, while I totally agree with you that the number could be fake (because it very well could be) she ALSO gave me her EMAIL! As well as stating that sometimes friends had trouble reaching her ("calls won't go through sometimes"). So unless she's really trying to fuck with me (also a possibility) I think I'm good (Man I just used a lot of parentheses...).
Edit: Also I'm checking the number after breakfast by texting her. If I don't get a response I'll call, then email and by then if she hasn't reciprocated (or the info she gave me was indeed fake) then I'll just drop it... like it's hot.
[–]scarfox1 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could have missed a number, or was it pizza pizza?
[–]X52 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One is a pretty good song yee
[–]joelmbear 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my gosh i laughed so hard when you said "biggity biggity bitch", but in all honesty. Great job man! Carpe that Diem!
[–]NoiseTherapy 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice. I also can appreciate the lyrics from "One" by Metallica, as well!
[–]Prodigy5 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whether or not you hear from her again, I admire the balls.
Not to sound like a downer but just don't get your hopes up too high. The real accomplishment here is that you approached and you should celebrate that. This is something I'm still terrified of.
[–]The_Punned_It 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really appreciate this post. It really irritates me when people say shit like "Never buy a girl a drink" or "Never do something for a girl you wouldn't do for a guy." While by no means should you be bending over backwards at every opportunity in the name of chivalry, like everything in life, there is a "just right" combination of the type of "game" taught by PUA's and what I would call "normal" flirting (only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes).
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hehe, penis
[–]powerovermoney 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvoted for taking the initiative and letting the erection lead the way. Good job. Now keep on having fun approaching/flirting
in future, avoid following women off of the bus just to stay on the safe side. otherwise, well done and keep it up
[–]n8dawwg 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome man! Just remember, if she flakes out on you, don't let it get you down. You got this girls number you can do it r again
[–]selucus_IV 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Take my advice, as I'm a renowned RTS player from /r/totalwar as well as a self-renowned pro PUA.
Call this girl now, and tell her that you have an erection. From there demand she come over to your house and blow this big american cock until you bust a load that shoots her all the way back to North Korea.
Sincerely,
King "big Dick" selucus_IV
Lol, I get the reference.
[+]Uncledrew2Lebron -8 points-7 points-6 points 11 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Asian chicks are crazy for Americans.
[–]A_Nightgaunt 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, apart from that not being my style (shy, virgin, new to pua), the thought crossed my mind that if I had been careful with my word choice I could have possibly got with her that night.
[–]THUMB5UP 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
American penis. So, so big...
[+][deleted] -13 points-12 points-11 points 11 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god, this is a complete disaster. You gave your seat to a random chick? Why, because you liked her? You looked at her and you broke eye contact first? You chased her after she got of the bus? Do you believe that life is like a Hollywood movie and that the same shit applies here?
Man the fuck up, and learn to put yourself above all others first. Never give your seat/buy a drink/make a favor to someone else just because they are "hot". Always maintain eye contact with other people, it is a sign of inner strength. Have the balls to open a conversation with someone when you want to and not when you actually find the courage to do it.
Let us know how this story progressed
[–]kusch3ln 9 points10 points11 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So we've arrived at /r/seductioncirclejerk already?
[–]A_Nightgaunt 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I gave her my seat because it was the gentlemanly thing to do. Fuck, I hadn't even seen her face until she thanked me!
But as for the rest of what you said, I completely agree. I mentioned that I broke eye contact really so someone (like you) would call me out on it.
What is the definition of "gentleman" that society conditions on us and brainwashes with? When you give your seat to an elder person, to a pregnant woman, to someone with disability, you do the correct thing and props should go to you. When you give your seat to a woman, just because she is a woman, it is stupid as fuck and means that you are clueless on the way society in general and attraction specifically works.
I am sorry but you should face the truth as harsh as it sounds. White knighting on top of a horse will put on you the stamp of the nice guy and the rest of the world (both men and women) will see you as weak. I don't like how the game is played but since EVERYONE participates in it, either you play it or you lose. Plain and simple.
Be strong as a character, playful and confident and give a shot to the things that you want and desire.
[–]Sevion7 points 11 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Jesus. Is it too much to give your seat up just to be nice?
Seduction isn't about being an asshole. You make some good points, but at the same time, you just come off as one...
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Since when is seduction about providing to people that don't deserve it? Since when is seduction about white knighting, running after women to express our "feelings" and not being assertive?
What we will read next is that you are an asshole if you don't buy drinks to girls, and help them with their work/studying/whatever.
Guys it is time to reconsider reading /r/seduction it is obviously not helping you
[–]SamuraiDrew 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I commend the man the fuck up part and the maintain eye contact. But as far as OP goes, I think he's still learning the ropes and I think he read the situation perfectly. He decided to create an opportunity for himself and got a number. Whether it's real or fake he did something that didn't make him look like a "bitch" and is a step closer to not always sulking back into a comfort zone.
[–]throwingorgy 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With this kind of advice the world will not be a better place.
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