Hug her gently from behind and kiss her near the back of her left or right collarbone. Where the neck and shoulder meet.

Please please PLEASE for the love of christ just do this. I'm not a "pickup artist" I'm a Guy guy.

And please for God's sakes if your handle is something representative of a videogame or some fantasy shit or you're one of those fat angry people who works with computers, DON'T leave a comment. I don't care and I can't help you.

If you're a decent guy, you want to learn how to dress well and work out, you don't argue about comic book characters on the internet and you don't have autism, I'll help you.