~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
[deleted]
[–]Dr__Reddit 69 points70 points71 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
RUN
[–][deleted] 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–]gozags4 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PS: Used condoms even though she didn't want me to.
Dude, you explained it yourself
[–]hans1193 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She probably had stretch marks and loose skin from the pregnancy and was self conscious about it
[–]OtterAutisticBadger 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
SAIL
[–][deleted] 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]meistergrado 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
AWOLNATION
[–]CrayonStur 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee5evlN8Bbs
Ontopic: run as fast as you can, like you were in the middle of the video above
[–][deleted] 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]lupodipy 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Away
[–]AshyBoneVR4 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like she was just using you for sex and had a very low self esteem. Just to be on the safe side though, lock your doors, get a gun (if you don't already have one) and don't try to contact her again.
[–][deleted] 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]LivingNewt 28 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Maybe he is, but in a few years when a woman turns up with a baby claiming you're the Dad and she wants your money, you'll regret not having a gun to shoot the baby to get out of payments.
And you'd be a fool to think any other way.
[–]TheXXL 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, alright i got this one hehe
[–]AshyBoneVR4 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Glad somebody gets it.
[–]LivingNewt 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gets what?
[–]sk07ch 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke c'mon man.
[–]tanq_n_chronic 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some folks are rull uncomfortable with themselves; especially if they perceive themselves to be less attractive than their partner.
[–]delon123 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LEAVE NOW
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ABORT
[–]tramplemestilsken 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like you had sex with a really insecure chick. It happens. Also wtf? Has a 1 y/o but doesn't want to use protection. Don't see her again, it's not worth the ensuing drama that will certainly follow.
[–]alphabachelor 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My troll sense is tingling.
[–]TangoDeltaNovember 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EVACUATE
[–]Jacob_961 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why did you not talk about it?
[–]Griz-Lee 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chapter_3 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Since when does Netflix and chill turn into her sleeping over? Also who actually says "Netflix and chill" when inviting someone over?
[–]40_year_old_playa 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Isn't "Netflix and chill" code for "sleep over"?
[–]chapter_3 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's code for sex as far as I know. If I'm going to invite someone over for sex whom I've never met before, they probably aren't going to be staying until the morning..
[–]40_year_old_playa 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We mean the same thing :)
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–]Dr__Reddit 69 points70 points71 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]gozags4 31 points32 points33 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]hans1193 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OtterAutisticBadger 25 points26 points27 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]meistergrado 23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]CrayonStur 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]lupodipy 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AshyBoneVR4 19 points20 points21 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]LivingNewt 28 points29 points30 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheXXL 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AshyBoneVR4 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]LivingNewt 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sk07ch 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]tanq_n_chronic 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]delon123 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]tramplemestilsken 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]alphabachelor 2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TangoDeltaNovember 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Jacob_961 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Griz-Lee 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chapter_3 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]40_year_old_playa 1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]chapter_3 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]40_year_old_playa 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link