Wasnt going to post anything for this but i truly need to put it down in writing. This is not a story of a complete win, but it's one for the books.

I was at a gay bar for reasons that I don't want to get into. I'm chilling there at this bartop that wrapped around so that you can see the other side. And on the other side was sitting this lesbian couple - A and H, who they will remain named for the rest of the story. They were bouncing around, talking to dudes - H more than A. I was kinda questioning what their intentions were but i was like hey, no way they're prowling for a unicorn male at a gay bar, right? At one point, H and I make eye contact and she waves at me. Im really dumb so assume shes looking behind me so dont wave back.

Eventually, H and I make eye contact again and she mouths something. I smile and mouth what? Then she starts pointing between her and A. So at this point i get up and walk over - my friends are apprised of the situation. I get over and H goes "which one of us do you like?"

" what do you mean? "

" you've been staring at us all night so which one do you like?"

So i laugh and say i think you're both cute. Then we enter small talk - theyre in town for a few days, ones moving to the area soon, blablabla. I suggest we go to a different bar and she enthusiastically agrees. Says to come back in a few minutes.

So i go back to my group and she confers with A who was talking to a diff guy. Eventually i come up with a gameplan and go back over there when H beckons. She introduces me to A. We chat for a bit, they are down to come out again, but have to drop their car off at the hotel. I go ok dope. This is where i see the first cracks. A tries to give me her number, but H stops her and takes my number. But A gets my insta before leaving. So they leave, i return my group.

I fully expect this to fall apart at this point but somehow it doesnt and im texting H. My buddy starts driving to the area theyre in. Im getting resistance so eventually i hail mary it and suggest i just bring wine to theirs and chill. H is down but still offers resistance. We swing by to grab wine and i get dropped off at their hotel.

H comes down to meet me. On the way in, she goes "you cant kiss me because shell get jealous. And i dont want you kissing her". I go uhh okay. And then say what if i wanna kiss you. And she says you can kiss me but not where she can see. So i kiss her in the hallway.

We get in, small talk. Eventually H pulls me onto the balcony and again goes like "we have to be really careful what we do in front of her". I go like what do you guys want. And she just goes like she gets really jealous. But eventually H kisses me again out there then goes "shit i think she saw. Well now you have to kiss her".

So she pulls me inside. She goes up and kisses A, then asks her if she can kiss me. A goes "you can do whatever you want" so we kiss in front of her. Then H tells us to kiss and A goes "just let me know if you want me to stop". A and i start kissing and eventually H pulls us apart and goes "A you're doing too much". I let them kiss, popping in occasionally and doing some fondling of both.

Pointless to get into details but the rest of the night is delicate escalation where one eventually gets jealous seeing me do things to the other. There wasnt always physical stuff going on, sometimes they started arguing, etc etc. H would also often get me in private to try to get me to make out or complain about A, etc. here are some highlights.

At one point A goes to take a shower. H and i are in the living room talking. A literally enters the doorway, looks at us completely naked and beckons us to come in the shower. I go to follow but H wont let me in the bathroom

At one point we're on the couch, A to the left, H to the right. A is bent over me kissing H and moving to eat her out, im rubbing A through her sweats. She starts to pull H's sweats off to eat her out but H is pretty drunk and it seems like A was looking for verbal affirmation/consent but H wasnt understanding that and things deescalated.

At one point they go to the bed and i join them. Theyre laying down side by side and A is fingering H. I start kissing H's thighs and fingering A. A flips over in kinda a doggystyle position in front of me and starts eating out H. Im like alright fuck yeah here we go. I'm fingering A in this position and H just looks at me and shakes her head. Im like wtf so i go lay on the bed next to them and things deescalate from there.

At one point we had a threeway kiss which was hot.

Eventually H got too drunk and i could tell A was getting increasingly annoyed with my presence so i left.

At the end of the day i think H wanted a threesome but also got too jealous to actually do it. She was also too drunk to fully articulate things or read the situation. A was not as much into it but probably down if i could escalate properly. I maybe couldve been smoother if i started telling them what to do to each other but i was also in "wtf is going on" mode the whole time. Oh well, still a hot night