Quite simple really. I noticed this HB8 behind me in the line for the greyhound bus, there was some confusion about the lines so i commented about it, not to her in particular, sort to whoever happened to be listening. She sat across the row from me one seat back. She re initiated conversation, something to do with what the guy checking the tickets had told her . I said he was probably just trying to make conversation and to pay no attention. I then asked her to watch my stuff while i went for a cig (we were some of the first people on the bus).

After i got back she sat back in her own seat and an english girl got on and sat in between us. I couldn't get her attention or make eye contact and saw her taking out her ipod, so after poohing about for a few minutes i got up the nerve and tapped her on the leg and patted the seat beside me. The girl in the way had already gone to sleep, so with hand and facial gestures i told her not to worry about it and get over here.

I guess i was kinda buzzing off the fact she actually sat down and spent the next half hour doing most of the talking. I've had a pretty interesting summer so i had a lot of cool stories to tell. Eventually i realised i was talking too much, slowed down and started asking her a few questions about what she'd been up to in the city we left.

we stopped talking after a while, she was kinda hard to understand and not very forthcoming. So about five minutes later i realised my ipod was out of battery. I told her and she offered hers. I plugged in my headphones and gave her one. I teased her a bit about some of the music but we had relatively similar taste, enough so that i could put on some songs i quite liked and hoped she would too.

So this went on for about half an hour or so and i could feel the sexual tension building in the dark, by which i mean i felt like kissing her and when i feel that i usually assume the girl is feeling it too.

She was wearing this small sleeveless denim jacket, so i did that thing from seinfeld where george feels the material of a girls top and makes a face, i was looking for any excuse to initiate physical contact and this seemed like a funny enough way to do it. Then i guided her hand to feel my denim jeans and she sort of caressed my lower leg.

We started kissing not long after that. Her exploratory hand found it's way and she had a proper go at it. I couldn't let her go on too long though, we were on a bus full of sleeping people which i thought was rather cheeky of her but i can't complain really.

Anyway apologies for grammar or spelling mistakes, i'm working off my cell phone wifi which makes proof reading quite difficult. Contextual information i'm 21 and she was 23. I have a few full closes from okcupid i could put up if you guys like, i ended up deleting my profile to focus on gaming chicks in real life, i don't approach much but when i do it usually turns out alright.

EDIT: The seinfeld episode is "The sniffing accountant" S5E4, it doesn't turn out too well for George in the clip, but when does it ever. They talk about it in the first few lines of the script here