Tonight a few of my buddies and I decided to go to a local microbrewery. We arrive there and there is a 3 set waiting to be opened. HB4, 6, and 7 are all chatting each other up like there is no tomorrow. I decide, fucking cool, I am going for this 5 minutes after we get there.

I approach the set and IMMEDIATELY start hitting on HB4. She is all over everything I say, as is 6. 7 keeps trying to come into the conversation but I ignore her and keep chatting 4 and 6 up. Finally, on the third try, I put my arm around 7 and say, "You guys have a crazy friend who keeps talking to herself" which she immediately disengages from. I think awesome, not only did I neg her, but she has kept trying to get into this conversation. Both HB4 and 6 laugh at their friend, and so do I. She starts trying to DHV herself, and I know I have her. As the night wears on, I allow her to come into the conversation bit by bit. I am also wearing a ring on my pinky. Eventually, she asks, "Why are you wearing that turquoise ring?!?!" and I reply, "Well, I am actually part of LOTR". She flips her shit. I immediately iso her by saying, "Oh my god Sauron is watching us, we must escape!!". We run out and there is a k-close and #- close.

Great night!!