Man, I was on fire last night. Opened every set in sight, absolutely zero AA and every #close attempt was a smashing success. Wasn't looking to get anywhere past that, too much regular action on my plate atm to pick up anything more than potential entourage members, so not a whole lot of kino. Little bit of casual arm brushes, but no real escalation. Abundance mentality really does help a fuckton.

I'm kind of a regular at this spot, so I go in say hello to the HB9 bartender get greeted with beer and a hug, BAM immediate social proof. Look around, introduce myself to the 2 HB7s right next to me and we start chatting about what they do for fun when one of their husbands comes over, "I'm her husband." So I stick out my hand, "Cool! I'm [unoriginalsin], what's your name?" "I'm her husband, and her husband is right over there." "Great, you should bring him over and introduce him, I bet he's twice as awesome as you are!" "I'm her husband." "I know, you said that. I'm [unoriginalsin], what's your name" "I'm her husband." My hand is still out there for him to shake, and one of the wives says "Aw, leave him alone [don't remember hubby's name], he's fun!" I take my hand back, and shake hers saying "It's cool, I gotta go catch up with the other guys anyway, y'all have fun tonight maybe I'll see y'all later" and walk away thinking to myself that even though I'm not banging hubby's wife tonight, he probably isn't either.

After that, I spot some pals by a high top table, and we start shooting some shit. Catch eyes with a HB8 by the bar, and I say to the guys, "Hold on a sec, I'll be right back." Introduce, minor kino, get number and go back. Buddy says, "Do you know that girl?" "I do now." He's completely floored, "So, you just go and talk to her and now you know her?" "Yeah, got her number and everything. Wanna see me do it again?" "Yeah, how about her?" pointing at another HB8. "OK." 5 minutes later, I've got her number and I'm back at the table texting her. This one might turn into something if she doesn't flake. Even if she does, abundance mentality means it ain't gonna bother me none.

Line of the night was, "Here, put your number in my phone so I can text you something dirty later." In the bar for an hour, used that 5 times got 5 numbers.