This may not work due to kind of being the wrong format, but whatever....

I'm gonna play the role of a typical UK girl in a bar.

I'm hot. Thus, you want to come and talk to me.

I'm standing by myself near the bar. I'm wearing a black dress.

Open me and carry a conversation with me. Game me! (only if you have game, though)

I'll reply. I wanna see what good game looks like on what I see as a typical UK girl, and when good gamers give up. But who knows....maybe one of you will get the girl

GO!!!!