We all had that special girl, the one that got away, the one that our fantasies are made of... and even if you learned to not give a fuck and be yourself around women, she has this special power over you that melts your heart and turns you instantly in to a beta (if you excuse me using simplistic macho jerk terms...).

The thing is that we keep a "casual" relationship, texting each other once in a while, but nothing serious, last time i tried something is when we both got new jobs and i told her "lets go out to celebrate".

The thing is that she has this cat, its 7 years old, i would sey its a serious commitment, She texts me this morning saying if i want to keep it.

She wants to pawn off her cat of 7 years on me becuase her boyfriend is alergic.

The WTF in my mind got me out of bed... i cant fucking believe it. It pissed me so much i was hooked on a person that was capable of dropping.

So instead of just saying no i poured my heart out to her explaining exactly that if i take ownership of that cat in 3 months one of us will probobly be face down in a pool of his own blood.

her response is that A) she didnt have a clue i felt this way, B) well having a cat might be good for you.

This is one Onennits is bad for you, your self esteme and the people around you, FUCK THIS.