Hello seddit, I fucked up. I'm not sure if this is the right place, but I don't know where else to post this. Insert me, 20 year old virgin, who had never kissed a girl and has the romantic skills of a dead potatoe.

This girl I know had been flirting with me for a long while and tonight she invited me for some netflix. She's kinda cute, but not exactly my type, but I thought whatever, she's cute enough. During the whole goddamn show I had a hard time (no pun intended) not getting a boner from thinking about doing the naughty stuff. (As an idiot who has never gotten laid.)

Then after the end of the show we talked a bit and then got to doing the naughty stuff. First we kissed for a while, but apparently kissing isn't for me, I had no clue what the hell I was doing and it did totally nothing for me. I then went down on her and I think she liked that, after which I was finally going to do it. I was finally going to have sex and quit being a virgin, when disaster struck. I just couldn't get it up, this thing that gets stiff when the fucking wind blows too hard on it. We tried a lot of stuff but it just wouldn't fucking work.

Now the cherry on top of the cake of awkwardness, disappointment and failure: she's my roommate.

I'm sorry if this seems like the ramblings of a complete idiot, but that would probably be because of how late it is, how English isn't my native language and how I am a rambling idiot.

Does this happen to more people, or am I the complete failure I feel I am at this moment?