I hate shit tests so when a girl's tone gets bitchy I give it right back to her and self destruct the set

Example

"You trying to steal my drink from the table?"

"No iT LoOkS gRoSs"

"Yeah it matches your face"

Now she's pissed. I do this all the time

I think it's an ego thing

Now that I think about it I've never de-escalated a chick in bitch mode but is it worth the time?