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This is how to do facebook sex chat

feministtheory

January 11, 2011

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http://krauserpua.com/2011/01/10/this-is-how-to-do-facebook-sex-chat/

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Title	This is how to do facebook sex chat
Author	feministtheory
Upvotes	10
Comments	12
Date	January 11, 2011 12:44 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/ezw12/this_is_how_to_do_facebook_sex_chat/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/seduction/this-is-how-to-do-facebook-sex-chat.1289511 https://theredarchive.com/post/1289511

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[–]false_profit 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]okcspecialist 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

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[–]okcspecialist 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

okay, here it is:

Context: I'd asked her to record a snippet of her voice so I could hear her sexy accent.

me: no you won't you'll sound awesome

(her) : Awesome!

10:28 AM I don't think my phone can do that anyway me: you don't have an actual computer? (her) : Yeah but ent got the internet here

10:30 AM me: in your apps there is an icon that looks like a microphone in front of a piece of paper "send voice note" (her) : Oh yeah

10:33 AM I just tested it out and my diction is terrible! me: you diction emma? your diction? are you sure you should be thinking about your diction at a time like this?

10:34 AM you should be thinking about the feeling of my fingernail scraping against your back (her) : Well I'm seeing the need for me to speak clearer me: my breath on the inside of your thigh (her) : Stop turning me on

10:35 AM me: the aching pinch of my fingers on your nipple, holding holding holding, harder harder too long now, holding still until it feels like you can't think of any thing else i would stop thinking about diction (her) : Mmm ok

10:37 AM What else? me: like that eh (her) : Yeah I'm getting wet

10:38 AM me: i aroused myself too (her) : Nice me: if we were together, and you were not yet touching me, i would take your hand and put it on my cock. it would jump and harden further to feel your touch

10:39 AM i would carefully pull off your panties, gently scraping a fingernail down your leg as i drag them off you ever so slowly (her) : Yeah

10:40 AM me: with my mouth starting at your ankle, and feeling your hand caressing my scrotum, i would slowly work my way up your leg

10:41 AM you wouuld feel my scrotum hardening in the palm of your hand, the tissue on it erectile and bumpy like an erect nipple, your fingers gently resting on the shaft of my cock as i reach your knee, i would gently caress the underside of it, instinctively you life your leg off the bed to give me better access, opening your legs as a welcome side-effect

10:43 AM i continue climbing your leg now, i notice you are touching your breast with your other hand, you can feel my breath hot on the inside of your thigh, and the web heat from your cunt feels like it spreads down and in, into your legs and up past your navel (her) : Yeah

10:44 AM me: you grab my cock harder now, your whole hand around it's shaft, like you're holding on for some urgent purpose, and i know that purpose, it's anticipation and need

10:45 AM you wish you could reach it with your mouth, but you can't, you're left feeling like you want it when i reach your cunt with my mouth, and you gasp a litlle as i begin to explore the sweet outer lips my my own, kissing and licking and sucking teasingly up and down each side it's agonizing, you're wondering why i'm not diving right in, you want to feel my tongue on your clit, but i'm denying you, teasing, teasing

10:46 AM i'm waiting for your hips to start to move, kissing and licking and spreading the wetness al over, and there, they are starting to sway i flatten my tongue, and starting at the top, i lick downwards with a firm pressure, feeling your lips open beneath the pressure and for a moment sliding over your clit as you gasp

10:48 AM you pull hard on my cock now, and i can feel the desire myself, i move the inches i need to for you to reach and gasp myself as i feel the hot wetness of your mouth take me in. you know i'm turned on because you can taste the grassy taste of my precum on the tip of your tongue and it excites you to imagine the splash of it in your mouth

10:49 AM regaining some focus, i aim back at your hot wet cunt, your hips lunging up to reach my mouth, rhythmically moving beneath me as i press my slippery tongue against you

10:50 AM you continue to move beneath me, your right hand still gripping the base of my cock as your tongue flicks and licks at the hard head of it, my tongue moving with yours as you gain some rhythm to your motion

10:52 AM my hand reaches around your ass and up to the wetness between your legs, i pull some wetness down and gently rub you there, in the sensitve spot right under your cunt it's slippery and wet everywhere, you are moving with more urgency now, and i am pressing harder and it feels like you want a finger inside you

10:54 AM (her) : I just had a orgasams and another is on the way me: mmm good

10:55 AM i was wondering if you were still even reading this :) as i notice your hips move with more rhythm, i hear your breathing changing too and i know you're coming close to the edge (her) : Yeah I'm so turned on

10:56 AM me: seizing the moment, i slip two finger in while keeping the pressure of my tongue firm on yourclit, letting the movement of your hips keep the feeling going

10:57 AM (her) : I love that me: pressing my two fingers against the top of you hot slippery vag, i bend my wrist to drive my knucles down, sliding against the wetness of your asshole and pressing hard

10:58 AM my fingers find the swelling of your gspot, and you feel the slight sense of needing to pee as the pressure builds, my knucles still pressing hard underneath

10:59 AM my fingers on their mark now, i maintain the pressure and start moving my hand and them against you in time with your hips, the feeling of needing to pee passes quickly and is replaces with a warmth that seems to spread from your cunt all the way up your body and flushes your breasts and cheeks your hips continue to move, my job is easy now, your body is doing all the work, instincts under control

11:00 AM my cock slips out of your mouth, you can't concentrate on it any more, my turn will have to wait, and that's fine by me as i begin to move my tongue in time too that change brings you closer to the edge, you start to make different noises, almost a squeal here and there, an urgent sounding moan in between, it's building and building

11:01 AM (her) : Yeah

10 minutes

11:11 AM (her) : That was amazing, thanks okcspecialist!

11:12 AM me: someone is in my office lol sorry you have to finish alone, back n a bit

11:13 AM (her) : No probs!

11:16 AM me: ok, i'm back :) you're welcome

11:17 AM (her) : I'm well happy now, but I want u more than ever

11:19 AM me: 26 days :) it's going to be fun

26 days later, we were fucking within minutes of meeting. 30 minutes well-spent.

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