Pre-Kiss

Verbal Escalation/Transitioning

  • “So, are you any good at kissing?”
  • “Come here”…”Why?”…”Just, come here.”
  • “You know, if you keep looking at me like that, I’m going to kiss you.”
  • “Mind if I try something”…”Sure/What?”…”You’ll see. Come a bit closer.”
  • “I know what you want to do, I want it too, so let’s do it.”
  • “Do you trust me?”…”Yes”…”Close your eyes.”
  • “Would you like to kiss me?”
  • “I bet I can kiss you without touching your lips…“ kiss “Oh shit, what do I owe you?”
  • “Wait.”

Non-Verbal Escalation/Transitioining

  • Make constant eye contact
  • Use the “Three Point Look” (eye, mouth, eye)
  • Kino is essential to building up towards the kis
  • Slow your speech

Preparation

  • Breath: Suck on a mint, chew gum, or use mouthwash.
  • Lips: Lightly wet your lips, or use some lip balm
  • Location: Move somewhere relatively private and isolated

The Kiss

  • Breathe through your nose
  • Relax your lips and tongue
  • Don’t go in with tongue. Go in with closed lips and then slowly open them up while matching the rhythm of your partner.
  • You have a number of options for your hands. You can cup her face, stroke her hair, grab the small of her back, her ass, her waist, or whatever feels natural.

Post-Kiss

  • “That’s all you get for now/today.”
  • “Not bad.” smirk
  • “Let’s work on that.” smirk
  • “How much do you charge?” smirk

Disclaimer: This is far from complete. This is just a list I compiled of tips from a number of threads on this subreddit that have helped me out, so I thought it might help you guys out too. Additionally, as /u/Jlamour4 pointed out, don't just recite these lines when you think it's a good moment to kiss; if it's not appropriate to the context (which will most often be the case), it'll just make things awkward, so use these lines as inspiration for the types of things you should say pre/post-kiss, as opposed to reusable plug and play phrases.