Vice guide to picking up chicks (x-post from main reddit; not that insightful but BOY is it hilarious :))

Troebr · 2011-07-27T15:01:58+00:00

ASIANS Asian girls come in two types: FOBs (Fresh Off the Boat) and Born Heres. The only thing these two groups have in common is no ass, smooth skin, great tits, and a bad relationship with their father.

2011-07-27T14:01:53+00:00

(it took a lot of booze and drugs to pull this off)

newb.

doinit4lulz · 2011-07-27T16:35:03+00:00

This is amazing. I am reading this at work and trying not to chuckle loudly.

2011-07-27T15:31:59+00:00

It's good to know about four or five 50-cent words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't fuck them up the way black people do.

Yes.

Thamesbeat · 2011-07-27T16:31:18+00:00

This was written by Gavin McInnes, a favourite now-time writer of mine. Check out the blog he now runs with more of this shit: Street Boners and TV Carnage.

notlurkinganymoar · 2011-07-27T17:57:08+00:00

the advice really isn't that bad.

jerseykid · 2011-07-27T19:35:31+00:00

I can laugh at some of, the rest I'm trying to understand while I do lines..

alkamist · 2011-07-27T16:13:21+00:00

i knew about the coke and viagra mix...a friend told me but the adderall is new to me "nothing turns you into a black man better than Adderall. It makes your dick into a fucking battle-ax" ps: i cant find free viagra anywhere

kazzB · 2011-07-27T10:53:14+00:00

Coke part is my favorite.

brendanfromboston · 2011-07-27T13:50:18+00:00

hahahah it's a fun read

2011-07-27T22:17:28+00:00

Sounds like someone likes John Hughes movies

Pugilanthropist · 2011-07-28T00:01:25+00:00

Carpet bombing the city with cock is my newest favorite euphanism ... ever.

2011-07-27T20:32:16+00:00

My favorite was the 'fuck a 5 every now and then' part.

Kentyfish · 2011-07-27T22:00:44+00:00

I'm scottish and i don't understand the bit about blacks in scotland...though come to think of it the black guys at my uni get laid alot...

nolotusnotes · 2011-07-27T23:45:23+00:00

This was a good read.

I got the impression it was a somehow part of a series. Yet, I clicked around the story's site and failed.

Is there more like this?

Daelion164 · 2011-07-28T23:11:03+00:00

Really funny shit

Title	Vice guide to picking up chicks (x-post from main reddit; not that insightful but BOY is it hilarious :))
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	81
Comments	29
Date	July 27, 2011 10:07 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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