Sooooo.. I had no idea where to post this. I figured as it was you guys' fault maybe you could help me

Basically.. I was f*cking wasted with my friends and ON IT and next thing I knew I woke up the next morning with a really fit bird in my bed. We woke up at 11ish and I melted out hugging and kissing all morning.

We are now two weeks and no word of a lie I have NO IDEA of her name, I really like her and I have spent most days with the girl. I have been getting by calling her 'babe' and I even started this banter calling her Jessica as if I "forgot her name".

Guys... I need some fucking help, do I come clean???

P.S. I am posting this here as it is your fault and I have nowhere to go.