I'm usually pretty liberal with teasing and sometimes border on offensive in my game (always in good nature and with a smile). Every now and then a girl will give me a "you're such a dick" or "you're a bit of an ass aren't you" while smiling or laughing. My usual response has been "yeah, but I'm the biggest" which has always succeeded in getting a laugh. I'd like to expand my vocabulary, though, and was wondering what responses you guys have got.