I’m not going to:

Give you my personal cell phone number because you don’t need it and I don’t trust you with it

Call you. I’m busy and I don’t want to

Delete my social media for you. My friends are more important to me than you.

Meet you for coffee. I already drank a full pot this morning

Go for a walk in a park with you unless you are my actual boyfriend

Tell you when I’m “free” because my freetime is not up for your grabs

Laugh at your joke that aren’t funny

Agree with you that you look good for your age

(Ladies did I miss anything??)