Dating requirements

christianlazard · 2018-01-23T16:53:30+00:00

We should bring her to a cancer care unit, so she can lecture the patients about health being a social construct.

silive · 2018-01-23T16:47:58+00:00

Too logical. Likely to be written by a male as a joke.

curiousssherlock · 2018-01-23T16:42:49+00:00

Where are the height requirements?????

scheissegibbon · 2018-01-23T17:01:10+00:00

TL;DR - You must be a worthless piece of shit.

Gobc · 2018-01-23T18:29:04+00:00

"Health is a social construct"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boy, is she in a for a hard lesson.

teclado_sw · 2018-01-23T17:04:00+00:00

I love the Bureau of Land Management (BLM)!!

maggot_brain79 · 2018-01-23T17:31:50+00:00

We need a pic of this specimen, just to see what wonderful prize awaits the man [soyboy/cuck] who somehow meets all of these requirements. I bet she's a real peach. Shaved sides, unnatural hair color, bull-ring, half-assed Roy Orbison glasses, shitty tats, and probably looks like a trashbag full of rotten cottage cheese and bird shit. Come to think of it, probably smells like it too.

I present to you, the effect of Tinder/similar apps on the female ego. These nasty, shitty personality landwhales now have requirements listed on their pages that probably rival a job application for the CIA. And the mangines and blue pill white knights will continue to feed her in hopes of getting lodged in her wrinkly, disgusting, unwashed roast beef curtains some day.

Fill that gaping hole in your conscience with all the buzzwords, titles and meaningless bullshit that you want, hun. Ain't gonna change anything. You'll still be the same worthless, vapid, soulless husk you were yesterday.

Tinder: Allowing fat nasty worthless cunts to have inflated standards since its inception.

timmytimmyburner · 2018-01-23T17:54:16+00:00

My dating requirements: a) you can’t have a list of dating requirements a.1) I don’t date.

GrinninGremlin · 2018-01-23T16:51:05+00:00

This has to be a parody. Please tell me that some actual female has not scored a perfect -100 on the 1 to 10 scale.

foolishghost · 2018-01-23T17:03:03+00:00

No one in their right mind would think even 10% of these is acceptable. Must be a hoax. But, then again, knowing female nature...

Raggs2010 · 2018-01-23T17:01:49+00:00

"you must massage me three times a week" WTH? What if she has scales?

casra888 · 2018-01-23T17:37:45+00:00

Delusion to the point of insanity.

OneLoneSoul · 2018-01-23T17:48:12+00:00

I quit reading at the second line.

NiceIce · 2018-01-23T18:16:05+00:00

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mechdemon · 2018-01-23T21:40:12+00:00

Get the fuck out of here!

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2018-01-23T23:41:14+00:00

You cannot be a fan of problematic people

That eliminates all women. Bye.

Emanresu_rouy_esoohc · 2018-01-23T18:21:44+00:00

Tell her you have a list of requirements and she will explode.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-01-23T18:33:24+00:00

She wants you to love her unconditionally before she considers just dating you.

bassplayer1975 · 2018-01-23T18:56:58+00:00

Fake. No woman knows about using incognito

BookusRecommendicus · 2018-01-23T19:11:06+00:00

Progressives never use "Politically Correct" as a self-description.

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-23T19:37:53+00:00

Thought that said dating Entrepreneurs. Time to get glasses

blaizken_420 · 2018-01-23T20:03:38+00:00

This has to be a troll.

Ketsa · 2018-01-23T20:17:59+00:00

Lets hope thi is sarcasm.

monty93 · 2018-01-23T20:29:54+00:00

I can do what I want, you too

what I want, not what you want ofc.

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-01-23T20:46:58+00:00

"you are only allowed to look at sexy pictures of me"

I think this is the one I'd have the most difficultly doing.

mgtow314 · 2018-01-23T21:26:05+00:00

Time to post that unicorn list again. Anyone got a link?

Official_RCLE · 2018-01-23T21:27:11+00:00

TL;DR

2018-01-23T22:09:57+00:00

The real list:

Be Chad

All that other shit goes out the window when the pussy starts to tingle.

AdversarialSyndrome · 2018-01-24T02:09:50+00:00

To be honest, there are plenty of reasonable desires in list... Too logical for a person who is activist as job...

mgtowthrow1996 · 2018-01-24T02:18:14+00:00

Then you must be a scorching hot Victoria Secret model who cooks, cleans, career oriented and is richer than me, provide me sex whenever I want, but ya know, won't happen like your long list of requirements

CommanderHeMan · 2018-01-24T12:42:10+00:00

A sex doll is cheaper though, so...

SRod1706 · 2018-01-24T15:43:22+00:00

You must love me no matter what I do with my life

RedFoxOnFire · 2018-01-25T23:25:49+00:00

"You must acknowledge that health is a social construct"

"You must practice basic hygiene at all times."

WTF

GemStarCN21 · 2018-01-24T03:24:41+00:00

Again....this must be fake....right? Right?!

Title	Dating requirements
Author	NiceIce
Upvotes	43
Comments	51
Date	January 23, 2018 4:32 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7sfll2/dating_requirements/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/dating-requirements.603148 https://theredarchive.com/post/603148

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