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[–]kekspernikai 20 points21 points22 points 16 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Iceland_jack 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Rest your head on my man chest.
[–]gabe2011 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Rest your head on my man bewbs.
FTFY
[–]Radico87 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Rest your head on my moobs.
[–]eltolete 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rest your moobs on my head
[–]hatekillpuke 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, sadly her British accent was fake.
[–]puffpuffpacifist 37 points38 points39 points 16 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Did anybody else:
• Leave this image up
• Leave the computer
• Wonder why you were searching for faking pregnancy tests
• Clicking repeatedly and wondering why it won't go away.
• Realize you're totally high and spent too much time writing a lame comment.
• Kill yourself out of embarrassment.
• Train your dog to push "enter" after you're dead.
[–]Peanut2232 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, although my dog was pretrained to send any message I write if I appear motionless for more than 5 minutes. Just in case.
You should see the look on the mailman's face when I was training him.
[–]gimeit 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually trained my dog to type this explanatory sentence into whatever window I have open in the case of my embarrassment-inspired suicide.
[–]UniQueLyEviL 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great username.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
upvoted for honesty
[–]pzero 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope, not me. Have an upvote though, I liked the bullet points.
[–]ignore_this_comment 52 points53 points54 points 16 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
womens be crazy
[–]daft_monk 38 points39 points40 points 16 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
are you implying that only women fake pregnancies?
[–]mdoddr 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How would a man fake a pregnancy?
[–]Quicksilver_Johny 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
With help from Google, of course.
[–]mdoddr 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Okay... just... fill in the blanks here. I'm a dude. I want my girlfriend to believe that she is pregnant. so I _____________________________
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fake a pregnancy.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure all he is saying is womens be crazy, regardless of who fakes a pregnancy.
[–]probably2high 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sorry, are you saying that it's possible for men to trick a woman into believing she is pregnant?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mens be crazy too http://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4typ/does_this_make_me_a_monster/
[–]kingtrewq 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats hard to ignore, upvoted
[–]DOGA 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
people be crazy
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
Experts questioned as many as 3,600 women aged between 16 and 50 in the poll ... 32 per cent bullied their partner into proposing by threatening to leave him, 17 per cent sent themselves flowers from a fake admirer to stir up their lover's jealousy. And 10 per cent intentionally fell pregnant or falsely alleged to be expecting to ensure their partner pops the question.
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[–]kites47 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some of those percents overlap and not all resulted in marriage.
[–]pzero 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Can you get me to understand it? I'm curious as to why it's a hazardous situation to move in with a girl you want to be around.
Not marriage- I'm with you there. Just moving in though? I don't see much harm.
[–]Il128[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In many states they have common law marriage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage#United_States
Then of course there is palimony. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palimony
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If you see a breakup in the future, why not just break things off immediately
companionship doesn't need to last forever to be worthwhile.
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[–]Il128[🍰] 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You forgot, "I'm pregnant."
Try kicking her out now.
[–]InfinitelyThirsting 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isn't "hard" data at all. A hint about these polls? If there are no named experts, they aren't experts. Real experts slather their names on their polls, because it's part of official research.
And also, if it says "as many as 3600 women", that means that some number less than that were surveyed. It could have been far, far less than that.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago* (11 children) | Copy Link
That's all great, BUT I don't live in India (or UK).
edit: now noticing it was the UK. Replace above India mention with UK. I make the same argument. I live in the US.
[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, all Redditors live in India. Even you.
[–]bobappleyard 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reddit? Indian!
[–]pdinc 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, the survey was done in the UK - its an Indian website reporting on it though.
[–]techietalk_ticktock 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sigh. Here you go...
And the nowhere in the article does it say the survey was done in India. The survey was conducted by UKTV Really. Now why would a british reality tv channel go and conduct a survey on marriage trends in INDIA, of all the places???
Sheesh...
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My mistake on not noticing the UK. If they do the same study in the US I might take notice.
[–]techietalk_ticktock -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women will be women....just like men will be men.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're saying that all men act alike throughout the world, as do women? Troll.
[–]false_implications 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Obviously, that's why I pointed it out. avmaier pointed out some research findings that may/may not even closely correlate with behavior in other countries.
[–]techietalk_ticktock 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Psst...You may want to check this out. It's ok. I wont tell anyone....
[–]butworldntime 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a guy who once found one of his condoms pierced, let's not get into hysterics. This sorta thing is rare, and concentrated on the crazies you shouldn't be dating anyway.
[–]cryptogirl 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be a lot of men out there googling to see if their partners are faking pregnancies. So untrusting. :P
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because GUYS NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4typ/does_this_make_me_a_monster/
[–]repler 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's just one dude. Enough women Googled for it that it's in the top list THREE entire times. Not once. Three times. In the top list. Three times. Three times!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you know that women googled it? How do you know that men didn't too?
You don't. Its just as plausible that men who were concerned their partners lied googled it too.
But, continue feeling like the "world is going to shit" because of an image of a google search on an internet forum.
[–]mispelt 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I normally hate people who harp on reddiquette, but has anyone else noticed the exact same link posted by a different person an hour before this one also on the front page?
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bcyj9/chicks_ftw/
[–]SarcasticGuy 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
IIRC, posting to a different sub doesn't count. Also, this was done as a joke.
[–]cryptogirl 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This joke is about to become the top-rated r/mensrights post of all time.
palm --> face
[–]outtsider -2 points-1 points0 points 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bitches
[–]Liverotto -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to fake a pregnancy test
The funny thing is that women are so incompetent that many of them fail at pretending to be pregnant, so they start thinking about getting a real "insurance policy" on their relationship.
... and that's how you were born.
[–]SmartAssX -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
inteed
Why would women want to?
[–]thebeefytaco 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/bczjb/careful_guys_pic/c0m4w0b
I ignored that comment
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