Boats n’ Hoes is a story as old as time. Even the Ancient Greeks and Egyptians all knew this juicy secret: Hoes love rich guys with boats. The Egyptians and later the Greeks sailed the seven seas to engage in worldwide commerce and enrich their local cities. With increased trade, came increased goods available for sale such as diamonds and garments which Hoes still hold in high regard to this day. The Greek and Egyptian wives had little time to nag their husbands because they were too enamored by jewels and yacht life. This allowed these ancient men to spend more time doing important things like build Pyramids and pillage their enemies.

What the hyper-rational males in the manosphere forgot to tell you was that there is an economic base to every relationship. The quickest way to pick up chicks has nothing to do with your “SMV”, your gym routine, your attractiveness, etc. The quickest way to pick up chicks is to invite them on your yacht. You can be the sweatiest, fattest guy in town but the girls will be showing up to your yacht Saturday night for Aperol Spritz’s and Instagram pictures. Don’t get too excited yet and start reaching for those Cheetos that you can’t seem to put down, you’re still poor and your fat physique isn’t doing you any favors.

What you need to understand is that all relationships between people are by definition economical. People communicate through what they purchase and consume, they communicate through their transactions, and they bond based on shared consumption. Being a good-looking gym bro in this day and age isn’t enough. It used to be good enough when the economic situation allowed for a plumber to buy a home with a 2-car garage, but inflation has changed the economic relationship between people. Now the yachtsmen are gathering increasing amounts of Hoes as Hoeflation rises and you are stuck being a rational male at the bottom of the totem pole with zero prospects. Monogamy is simply no longer profitable for Hoes anymore and they would rather get the most bang for their buck on a yacht than with some wage slave who can barely afford to take them out to dinner.

This leaves you with one substantial problem that needs to be solved before you can gain the approval of the Hoes you desperately desire – you need to economically out-compete everyone in addition to physically outcompeting them. When economic times were good, being a good-looking sports bro was enough but no longer are we living in those times. You are living in a Western economy that extracts huge amounts of capital from you through taxation that gets utilized by planned parenthood, gender reassignment surgery, and Ukrainian arms. All of this money you could have used to build a home and start a family just got blown up in a drone strike near Kiev and sent to turn 9-year-old Tommy into Tina on your dime. Clearly the deal has gone sour over here in the West and it is time to re-evaluate.

The defining factor between success and failure is finding an economic situation that works for you. No one wants to be the guy that works for a Company 40 years and gets exploited of all his time and resources for minimal benefit. This might have been a winning strategy for Boomers and their 401(k)’s but this is clown world now and you play by clown rules. Your economic situation is a choice you make everyday. You choose where to live, where to work, and how to allocate your time. Instagram hoes spending time sending feet pics do better economically than you. Do you really want to get outsmarted by a girl who’s redeeming quality is selling feet pics?

Getting Hoes is all about speaking their language: materialism. Yacht bro understands this intuitively and doesn’t try to impress Hoes with his superior intellect, he just invites the Hoe you wish you had on his yacht. It doesn’t matter how alpha and rational you are because your woman is forced to see her fantasy live on Instagram everyday of the yacht and champagne lifestyle. “But GLO, I want a nice, down to Earth woman who isn’t interested in yachts or champagne.” Good luck competing with 99% of other guys for roughly 1% of the girls who might fit your idealist criteria if you’re lucky. You can choose a wage slave job, in a concrete wasteland like Cleveland, for a woman who might support you for a little bit before divorcing you or you can learn from yacht bro and start speaking the language of Hoes.

The choice you make everyday is one of freedom versus exploitation. The Western Democratic “land of the free” is a euphemism that only means freedom to engage in liberal degeneracy. The second you want to start a family and teach them normal values you are forced to send them to state-indoctrination camp that tells them it is currently wrong but in the future illegal to be a boy. Do you really want that for your children?

Any man that values his time, himself, and his labor wouldn’t stand for this blatant exploitation. Demand the most money you can for whatever labor you perform and keep as much of it as possible away from government theft and central-bank debasement. I have already developed an expat community doing this and the results speak for themselves. I am simply spreading the ancient wisdom of the Greeks and Egyptians to you and telling you to take to the seas to enrich yourselves and gain hoes in the process.

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