In her courageous and brilliant 2017 book entitled: Be Vigilant But Not Afraid, my hero and personal role model Michelle Obama once wrote "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." This got me thinking, what does it mean to truly be alive in the current year? What if we are only truly living when we commit ourselves to a task with an absolute intensity that puts us beyond mere life? What if a focus on mere survival, avoiding social gatherings and wearing a cuck muzzle even while alone in a car, turns life into an abstract anemic process not worth living? What if the ultimate aim of the obsessive-compulsive beta male, with his endless rules and rituals is to prevent real life from actually happening? What if the beta male's aversion to risk and fear of taking sides ensures that he will die never having lived a life at all? I know what Michelle Obama would say in this situation: Be Vigilant But Not Afraid! Which is why you personally owe it to Michelle Obama to transform your home into "The Bone Zone" and bust your nut into a Sexy Ninja whose name you will never know.

Before we get started there are three prerequisites you the humble reader must satisfy before having the honor and privilege of casting your eyes upon the great collaborative work of GayLubeOil and Itiswr1tten. 1) You are interested in sexual strategy and not crying into your hands and subsequently tugging on your penis as it bathes in your salty tears, which is an asexual strategy. 2) You have the will to organize a party and the desire to lead. 3) You are not an antisocial Reddit wizard and have enough friends and acquaintances for the aforementioned to be possible. With that disclaimer out of the way, here are the 3 key elements to throwing a proper rager. But first some context.

The Sluttiest Day of the Year

Halloween is the slut holiday. Period, full stop. Halloween is the last social gathering before No Nut November, a cold unpleasant sex-scarce month where you are forced to drive 200 miles in the rain, eat dry turkey and listen to your aunt talk about her hip replacement. Unlike Thanksgiving where you must inhibit your desire to discuss a revitalized Pagan Mitteleuropa, Halloween is an uninhibited pagan holiday liberated from Judeo-Christian superego injunction. In other words, it's your last chance to go balls to the wall retarded at least until spring break.

Costumes permit anyone, but especially women, to play a character. Halloween is the sluttiest day of the year as social judgement, the primary female professional sport is temporarily canceled. Women can spread their legs in peace knowing that the only consequence will be a $50 CVS Plan B charge and not the scornful gaze of their friends. For this one night, everybody is allowed to pretend to be anyone they wish for the evening. This engenders a childish notion to the whole event - candy is allowed, alcohol flows freely, and social norms simply aren’t on anyone’s mind.

The 3 Elements

On to the practical.

1) The guest list is the first most important element of the party. Depending on how large your apartment/house is, you’ll probably want to cap it at 20-25 people. Any more and the party becomes difficult to control. The ideal ratio is about 60% female to 40% male. If you have too many guys, it becomes a sausage fest and it’s hard to get laid. If there are too many women (and not enough attractive guys), then the girls will lose heart and leave early. Out of the 8 or 9 guys going to your party 2-3 of them need to be "face guys" aka extroverts who can hold a conversation and keep the rest of the party engaged. Without an adequate amount of face guys, the party will devolve into discussion of nerd shit, sad girl empathy time or people standing around awkwardly.

Not necessarily but highly recommended is the invitation of Turbo Slut, Super Spreader or "Brand Girl" to your party. This girl is fun, uninhibited and on a long enough time scale a social pariah. I could write an entire article on Turbo Sluts but the big takeaway here is you need this girl to initiate the Cardi B Wet Ass Pussy dance, get the other girls to join in and take all of the blame so nobody feels judged. The Turbo Slut is basically rachet Thot Jesus that dies socially for other girls’ sins.

2) The second element is energy. The first REAL 30 minutes of the party are crucial as they determine whether people will stay or hypergamy to another social event. Chaotic energy must be maintained. Regardless of your planned start, the first “REAL” 30 minutes happens about an hour after your official start time. On time is early in party vernacular. You should insist upon and count on your homies and their girlfriends to show up early. This base is your glue. However, within an hour of your start time (unless you have a particularly Hispanic guest list) is when the party itself materializes. Is there a “vibe” established by music and is there enough social interaction to keep everyone engaged?

Are unfamiliar people getting familiar? Unless there is a “yes” to both, consider your party dead. Hold yourself responsible for answering the door and getting people introduced in that first hour - it is the make or break. Human beings inherently gel into groups, those groups get goofy ideas, those ideas flourish into a happening. As the host, your job is to encourage and give permission for this chaos to occur. Now, this doesn’t mean let drunks throw your couch off the balcony, but it DOES mean that rowdiness given permission often morphs into a good time. Steer the chaos as you see fit, but never stifle it.

3) The final element is logistics. Do you have enough food booze and perhaps drugs to satisfy 150% of your guest list? A beer run is the death of funsies. No one already at highway speed wants to pull off to the side of the road. Be prepared.

It is vital that you have set games and activities for the party. There should be a common drink that reflects the party’s theme. Witches’ Brew is a good choice—use a base liquor, cheap beer along with food coloring and country time lemonade powder. It should be tasty and hide the tremendous amount of alcohol within. This shit will get everyone wasted so make sure tape down cardboard and trash bags on your floor.

After enough people have arrived, try pulling out my old favorite, Shotsweeper. You make a grid covered in shot glasses. One or two shots hold Everclear, some have vodka, others have Malibu rum, and the rest have triple sec. The distance from the Everclear “Bombs” determines the strength of the shot. King’s Cup or Circle of Death should come next. You can find these instructions easily on the internet. In the center of the cards should be a shot with some sort of liquor and a weird ingredient, like mustard or hot sauce.

Last but not least is the issue of drugs. Drugs are a cheat code that make your party more fun and your guest list more interesting. A decade ago, Four Loko and Lean, a beverage comprised of codeine cough syrup, soda, and hard candy, were a staple. These ancient demons can be resurrected if you have a mortar and pestle and some Bronkaid. I'm not saying you should go down this road I'm just saying it's hypothetically possible in Minecraft.

A word of caution! Keep small competitive women who say dumb shit like "I can keep up with the boys," the fuck away from hard drugs so nobody has to explain anything to paramedics or get their stomach pumped.

In conclusion, follow the steps above, and don’t forget that removal of consequences = fun and slutty behavior. This Halloween has the potential to be crazier than Нunтег Ыdеn's Lартор since all the clubs are closed and you have a monopoly on fun. Do not squander this very special day, the way you squander your semen on your keyboard. Capitalize on people's thirst for social interaction, so you can crown yourself A Dark Triad Party Alpha.

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