This one is starting early

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-05-29T12:12:01+00:00

I'm going to guess this one was gangbanged by every frat on campus and promptly tossed aside.

infinitetruth42 · 2020-05-29T12:35:50+00:00

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RunawayGrain · 2020-05-29T12:42:01+00:00

I'm no longer interested in dating unless you begin with sending me a minimum of a 500 word essay on how you will no be a waste of my time.

Chad at the club: <Grunt>

Her: You DTF?

Chad: Nods.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-05-29T12:56:08+00:00

500 word essay

Babe, I doubt you have the attention span to read more than a Tweet. A fortune cookie is more your speed.

ColonelPrittius · 2020-05-29T12:47:31+00:00

"Full Time Mama"

Translation: "I'm unemployed with a lot of debt and some bad boys child. I want to look virtuous by pretending to be a good mother, but I have nothing to offer."

2020-05-29T12:55:43+00:00

Single mother. Demanding and arrogant. An essay (from her) is not necessary to be sure she will be a complete loss of time, money and health.

-Numbers- · 2020-05-30T23:23:20+00:00

Chadrone's 500 Word Essay: "Sup...dtf?"
Her: "Hii N2M"
Her Again: "K wat time?"

2020-05-30T05:57:55+00:00

Yeah, right. A 500-word essay requirement, but it gets waived when Chad just sends dirty texts.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-05-29T13:34:10+00:00

Full time mom (unemployed bum) with a scholarship level approval requirement. Makes as much sense as walking into a job interview wearing dirty sweats and flipflops with no skills or education. If females like this knew their actual worth, they'd be a lot more humble and appreciative.

Overkillengine · 2020-05-29T14:57:17+00:00

Talking mad shit for a single mom in left swipe distance.

meerita · 2020-05-29T17:49:38+00:00

Full time mom.

MattyK414 · 2020-05-30T02:54:55+00:00

I need a 500 word essay as to how that kid isn't a waste of my time, resources, mental state, etc. And stop bragging that you keep getting miles of dick, idiot.

bajanbiker47 · 2020-05-31T00:48:48+00:00

Let a 6'3 vegetarian Zac Efron like her profile you'll see how quick she will match him.

Mista_Nasty · 2020-05-29T13:00:13+00:00

I'd like her to tell me in a paragraph or less of how it will not be a waste of my time to be with her and at least one of her bastard kids

washingtonpanther · 2020-05-29T15:25:02+00:00

Well, ain't she about the humblest thing you ever saw.

Redhood616 · 2020-05-29T21:54:13+00:00

Full time mom = tax payer leech

ogrilla99 · 2020-05-29T23:32:38+00:00

"If you're in a frat or a vegetarian, please swipe left"

But maybe that's an exclusive OR (XOR), in which case, vegetarian frat boys, you're in luck!

NickTesla2018 · 2020-05-30T00:55:58+00:00

Blown out roast beef sandwich, thrown in trash dumpster.

ThrowawayCactus6012 · 2020-05-30T00:57:20+00:00

She wants a 500 word essay? I guess someone could write "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" 50 times. She might appreciate that.

SirKolbath · 2020-06-01T00:17:16+00:00

I'm...uh... Not in a vegetarian. Does that count?

Captain_REEcard · 2020-06-02T20:00:57+00:00

She'd just focus on the one grammar error you made, because nothing says "I'm smarter than you" more than pointing out the one comma someone forgot to include, or wait, was it Oxford or was it, ah, fuck it, swipe left.

drewc99 · 2020-05-29T14:54:07+00:00

"Me fuk u really really [...] really really long time."

Title	This one is starting early
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	187
Comments	53
Date	May 29, 2020 12:01 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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