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[–]Typo-MAGAshivfashionably late asshole - "fucker beat me to it!"[M] [score hidden] 5 years ago stickied comment (0 children) | Copy Link
Removed for rule 6:
No personal information in dating profiles or social media accounts. Take a screenshot and censor all names, social media, hometown, school, and place of work.
Yes, that includes men. We don't want this guy getting harassed any more than we want the roasties we make fun of getting harassed.
Also, for future reference to anyone still reading: in compliance with rules 4 & 7, don't name the source subreddit if there is one.
[–]gentle_lemon 145 points146 points147 points 5 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
More guys need to put shit like this in their bios...maybe women would start to get the hint.
[–]One-Move 64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
I have that on my profile, “no single moms, no visible tattoos, no smokers, fit and of child bearing age”
[–]Ftpiercecracker1 70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Best of luck to you sir, but unless you're a millionaire giga chad having completely reasonable expectations like that is guaranteed recipe for a life of bachelorhood.
[–]autoeroticassfxation 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bachelorhood is pretty sweet. Especially if you have nephews and nieces. Being the fun uncle rocks.
[–]ekhfarharris 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am an uncle. I can second this. Also I'm the only uncle therefore there isn't any comparison out there. I'm next to grams for anything fun.
[–]Ambria_the_Witch 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re rare but out there. I don’t mind tattoos though, just no face ones
[–]ekhfarharris 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And that is bad? The key to enjoying your bachelorhood is handling loneliness and keeping you financial, mental, and physical health top notch. Even your sexual life isn't nearly as important as the four keys.
[–]Old_snowboarder 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Loneliness? There's a big difference between being alone and feeling lonely.
[–]ekhfarharris 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Whats your question? I do mean loneliness. Once you know how to handle it, you are almost half way to being happy alone.
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[–]shitmcshitposterface 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, had a girl over for a long weekend a couple of weeks ago and by the last day I was packing her shit for her. Nothing wrong with her she was sweet but I need my space in my tiny appartement.
[–]SsoulBlade 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you play your cards right and make sure to amass what women likes then they will be on the horizon. Just focus on yourself first
[–]One-Move 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣 here in the US, you might be right, but I go for south East Asian girls.
[–]No_Exercise_8670 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
How about specifying body count criteria? Of course they can lie about that but still it can be useful to screen out some hoes.
[–]One-Move 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That will be asked in a chat as a side conversation in a non conspicuous way 😉
[–]No_Exercise_8670 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How do you do that?)
[–]One-Move 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Instead of asking for N count, just mention your last relationships and ask for hers
[–]No_Exercise_8670 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Come on! Have you been born yesterday?! She will say about 2 relationships and won't say about 100 hook ups. You have to ask something more straightforward.
Although your question is also useful.
[–]One-Move 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know, you have formulate the question in a non threatening accusing way
[–]happychickenpalaceJr. Hamster Analyst 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can and you are very much allowed to do so. If there are some covert secret moms you swiped right at only to come blaring at you with a thousand triggers, block and move on.
[–]yellomachineRule 1 probation until 5/24 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They will probably just drown in wine and tears upon realising that. Most women just can't deal with reality nowadays.
[–]TheApricotCavalier|-.,_,.-Troll Mind in a TRP Body-.,_,.-| 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so some used up Tramp with nothing better to do can harass you? Pass; just ghost
[–]vtec__ 77 points78 points79 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
this dude is legit the apex millenial chad. im willing to bet he got banned
[–]coloradocaniac 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got banned from POF for a similar profile.
based af
[–]happychickenpalaceJr. Hamster Analyst 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chad enough he gets the exception. Feminism stops when handsome men call women out on their bullshit.
[–]vtec__ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
unfortunately most chads are oblivious or dont care about the rest of us to do it.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is how you end up canceled
[–]funny_like_how 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean, you're not supposed to put it in writing... just swipe left when the single mom profiles pop up. Just going to get hot childless chicks to think you're a douche and miss your chance with them.
[–]SsoulBlade 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weeding out the shit ones that kneejerk at everything... Have a look at some women's profiles. Way worse than this.
[–]1st10Amendments 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“... if you were loyal, you wouldn’t have taken the kids and left him.”
[–]inthecatapultMarried Wahmyns 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is correct. My husband called me out on this yesterday, I need to stop using deadbeat because it’s derogatory to men.
[–]Overlordofwhatever -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean not really, there are deadbeat type people. It's just so many of them are women as well. All you gotta call is like you see it. That's why I like this sub. If I'm dumb they'll tell me I'm dumb.(not disagreeing with the loyalty part)
[–]CondensedBemusement 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes the only response is:
LOL!
[–]SCCock 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone applauded.
[–]just_a_CPAtake her someplace nice, like Arby's 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slow clap
[–]MajIssuesCaptObvious 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal, lol
[–]Furrealyo 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This dude gonna get canceled so hard the UN gonna need binding arbitration to get the single soccer moms off his ass.
[–]Neurismus 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He has a good point, but it will put off even some women without kids. If he just wants to have some sex, women with kids often want just that. Not all of them want new baby daddy and serious relationship. I had few nice casual FWBs with such ladies.
What also can happen and has happened to me few times - women will simply omit telling about their kids. Once I found out only after 2 months lol. When I asked her why, reply was "well it might scare you off". No shit. That was our last date as I do not like being lied to.
[–]SsoulBlade 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your last paragraph is probably why he said no mothers. Some women hide their kids until the man is well invested in her. That is lying by omission.
[–]knv514 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfaooooo hes right
[–]Cursedwithknowing 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Applause intensifies...
[–]vtec__ 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
isnt tinder like mostly single moms these days?
[–]CaringVisual 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're just gonna be like "lol what a loser he thinks he's capable of demanding do much 🤡"
[–]BlinkBuster 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Their response “I left that POS cause he put hands on me/cheated/forgot to put the cap on the toothpaste.” They always have an excuse.
[–]Ambria_the_Witch 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the guys at least
[–]LeomusShoes 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Legend
[–]GrannyLesbian 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is just virtually punching single momos in the tits off that comment alone.
[–]redditorseattle91 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Except in most cases, the single moms left their child's father, and not the other way around.
[–]FPSanalyst9000[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True
[–]KangarooCrapper 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He left out..no fatties...
[–]opistrue 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOW DARES HE
[–]5starlove 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He clearly doesn't want to go through the stress of reassuring you daily that you still look pretty after having two kids for Chad and him having to pay the bills of kids he didn't plan for.. Yes,he ain't settling for crumbs.
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[–]Enough-Staff-2976 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]One-Move 64 points65 points66 points (17 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ftpiercecracker1 70 points71 points72 points (10 children) | Copy Link
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[–]inthecatapultMarried Wahmyns 6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Overlordofwhatever -1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CondensedBemusement 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SCCock 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]just_a_CPAtake her someplace nice, like Arby's 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MajIssuesCaptObvious 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Furrealyo 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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