anal sex - wife not into it

fasterpussycatdie · 2015-09-08T02:59:56+00:00

I broke up with this chick (before my wife of course) because that's all she wanted. Whenever I went to piss I'd be like, the fuck is that smell? It was me! I had this chicks ass smell on my dick like like a fucking tattoo. So I dropped her.

It's over rated.

assured_destruction · 2015-09-08T02:59:13+00:00

I'm thinking a dread game is called for.

I've finally gotten the wife to do anal, she likes it even. I do let her choose when were going to do it because she gets gassy afterwords and doesn't want to sit in church afterwards :)

The MRP solution, I think, is to tell her you want to do it, comfort her that you'll be gentle and nice about it. and tell her to decide which day THIS week is best for her, Suggest a day, she will most likely insist on a different day. I also find it really helps to let her know you just are nuts about that ass. And be as overtly sexual and explicit as you can manage

If she refuses that, then say ok and go hit the gym...

SpyderMaybe · 2015-09-08T16:34:41+00:00

Ranking by sensation: Pussy-1 Mouth-2 Hand-3 Asscrack-4 Thighs-5 Bunghole-6

Ranking by taboo, wrong, nasty, bad, awesomeness: Bunghole-1

Sepean · 2015-09-08T06:36:38+00:00

How is your sex life in general? How is your SMV? Are you using Sex God Method? This is the stuff you should use to get her ready.

Once you're there, either she's ready to try it by you turning her on, or you're at the point where she wants to fuck more than you and you can just withhold sex and affection until she gives up her ass.

As to actual anal, don't expect too much from it in terms of feeling better. I think it is kinky as hell and that is a good reason, but don't go in thinking it is like a tighter pussy, it is not. You have to be more careful, and if you thrust deep there is like no pressure on your head. It doesn't have that wet, encompassing pressure of a pussy, it is more like fucking a rubber band.

One thing that is rarely mentioned is you should aim for her navel; if you're thrusting in the direction of her spine it hurts more, so get her hips lower than yours. Don't tell her, she probably has no idea about this and she'll move up; then tell her to move down and move her hips, show her you know what you're doing. Add in some SGM talk about how you make sure your girl feels good; it's a great moment.

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SorcererKing · 2015-09-08T07:01:40+00:00

Oh Lord, where is the RP in this thread? If she won't do anal then you're not attractive enough to do it with, period. Dollars to donuts she did it with Chad before you and she'd do it again with another Chad (i.e. a dude of high enough SMV). You need to work on your shit, raise your SMV, get your Dread on, and generate some tingles.

(P.S. this should be on askMRP.)

UEMcGill · 2015-09-08T14:41:54+00:00

?been married for a decade. Wife refuses to try anal. she is turned off by it. I just want to try it once. just to see how it is.. She just hates the idea.. with me Wonder if there are guys out there in my situation. I never had anal with anyone , so its the curiosity. I don't want to cheat on her, but its kind of getting to me.. sort of getting tempted to go to a hooker and get it over with once? FTFY I'm going with /u/SorcererKing on this. You have zero post history and come here looking for a quick fix so you can fuck your wife in the ass? Women will crawl through glass and do the most depraved shit for their alpha.

Whether you bang some strange or not is irrelevant to this conversation. Or conversely, I could give you some tips and have her give up the ass for you begrudgingly pretty easily. Fix your shit, and she'll let you pound hers. That's the heart of this question, what are you doing right here?

georgespelvin1 · 2015-09-09T10:08:03+00:00

For me, I treat it as a ritual. My girl craves it, but she must perform her ablutions first which entails using an enema. Once she's clean, I'll set the mood with candles and a massage. I use plenty of lube and go slowly doggystyle. Once comfortably in, I'll pull her back by the hair so she's kneeling upright on me and let her set the pace.

It definitely doesn't feel as good as a pussy, but her orgasms are much more powerful when she hits them.

EDIT: spelling

turbosympathique · 2015-09-09T11:57:16+00:00

Well it took some time for us to get to it on a regular basis. But it is something that we both enjoy now. Get her to play with her clit while you play with her ass.

Pro tip: This my friend you need to get

[deleted] · 2015-09-13T18:12:33+00:00

Some of you guys just don't seem to get it. There are some women who will never be open to trying anal. You can be the highest SMV guy in the world and it wouldn't matter. It's an extremely acquired taste and it's classed as kinky sex.

HiAlert · 2015-09-14T15:37:21+00:00

I see 2 main potential obstacles: 1. belief that anus is unrelated to sex - i.e. it's for shitting only and therefore it's dirty and gross and no pleasure can be derived from it. 2. belief that it will be painful to have something as large as a penis pushing up into it.

2 different problems and 2 different solutions

MrAnal247 · 2015-09-08T02:56:02+00:00

Get her drunk and giggty.

MeatCurtainRod · 2015-09-08T16:10:39+00:00

There are several issues here. She should be in the mindset that you two should be exploring sexuality with each other. I think we all know the reasons for the alternative. She would also need to be incredibly clean down there, and she would need to be shaved/waxed down there as well. If not, it wil be a sour experience for you both.

Tom_The_Human · 2015-09-08T17:33:33+00:00

It's shit. But if you want to try it, I got a tip: toss her salad first. Don't ask, just flip her over like you're going to do doggy and do it. If she likes that, she will like anal.

Title	anal sex - wife not into it
Author	madamx797
Upvotes	6
Comments	42
Date	September 8, 2015 2:48 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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