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Probably never even crossed her mind...

PM-Me-Anything-Nude

June 6, 2019
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Title Probably never even crossed her mind...
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PM-Me-Anything-Nude

Upvotes 15387
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Date June 6, 2019 3:44 AM UTC
(7 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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Probably never ever crossed her mind...

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June 6, 2019
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[–]TenshiS 1599 points1600 points1601 points 7 years ago (67 children) | Copy Link

Imagine knowing a chick that can fulfill all your sexual pleasures without asking for money <3

[–]MistSnare 871 points872 points873 points 7 years ago (43 children) | Copy Link

Her name, is Grapefruit

[–]orioles629 254 points255 points256 points 7 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link

I thought it was coconut?

[–]boppitybloop 147 points148 points149 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

why not use both

[–]OnlyHanzo 132 points133 points134 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Dicking fruit salad was not on my bucket list.

[–]Cadoan 75 points76 points77 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

It is now.

[–]Trashcannyoom 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Well he won't fulfill it because one fruit and a seed isn't a salad. And if you qualify it as such then you need better salad.

[–]rexot81 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Luckily it’s not one fruit and a seed

[–]potted 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

> Was

[–]detectivehenry 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Was?

[–]ChironiusShinpachi[🍰] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

♪You put the grapefruit in the coconut and fuck it all up♪

[–]muikes1 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Gotta have a that side bitch

[–]wrekd 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

One is hard as fuck and the other corrosive. You people are fucked.

[–]thegreatmaster7051 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't forget watermelon

[–]skibby 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Pawpaw. It’s full of “pleasure beads”: https://i.imgur.com/7KkV3LY.jpg

[–]orioles629 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

I like where this is going......

[–]skibby 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

To the green grocer!

[–]orioles629 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

https://imgur.com/a/CbXQmQn now what?

[–]skibby 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Cut one end off, ie the stem. The seeded area is the pawpaw’s erogenous zone, and forms a hollow area in the centre of the fruit.

Bore out as required.

[–]FreshLennon 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I wouldn't fuck a fruit, but if I did I would probably warm it up with a blow dryer first.

[–]skibby 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

https://imgur.com/hJvENQC

[–]NSFWies 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Cut an unpeeled banana in half, mictowave it to get warm, start squishing it on your dick. When the banana get mashed, it gets very slippery in the banana skin.

Feels good, leaves a mushy sticky mess all over.

[–]shadus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So if its not fruit you learned that trick on... corpses? r/Necrophilia wants its corpse back.

[–]lordsmish 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Leave him out of this MawMaw will kill you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I thought it was coconut?

The healing was almost complete....

[–]mauri11 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

People erase this from my memories

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her name is Dollfie

[–]Solidcman24 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her name is Mike.

[–]__Gynotarian__ 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I thought it was left hand?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I wish I didn't understand this reference.

[–]ajburt1998 -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

maggots. thats why

[–]Totally_a_Banana -2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not Apple Pie?

[–]-Tom- 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JzG0WihHtI

[–]shadus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

so much work.

[–]Dount_Cuckula 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kai?

[–]SlobOnMyKnobb 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kai, that you?

[–]tylersprice 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sour little thing though

[–]Shadow123116 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

https://youtu.be/5JzG0WihHtI

[–]Kinslayer2040 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel like that would sting

[–]KingFluffy52 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Every time I think that part of my life is over, I’m haunted by that damn piece of fruit

[–]alexjax100 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Watermelon is usually the go-to if I’m correct. But all the same shit when your dick is inside am I right?

[–]MistSnare 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Same shit Dick inside

Gay detected

[–]InfernalComet -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Screwdriver*

FTFY

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I can't wait for my Seven-of-Nine look-alike AI fuck-bot.

One day boys, one day.

[–]blamethemeta 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Twist: it's off brand, Chinese made. And it gives you dick cancer

[–]mlg2433 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

“Real authentic Jerrii Ryanne sex simulator!”

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"Assimilation Simulator"

[–]TenshiS 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Assimulator

[–]LagT_T 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Worth it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Error 404 not found

[–]creative_i_am_not 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

The really attractive guys don't have problems with this

[–]JoiedevivreGRE 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Yea about that. They tend to date high maintenance women so I think not.

[–]ChalkyPills 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Rofl. Tell yourself that.

[–]JoiedevivreGRE 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Tell myself what? You realize how silly that sentence is?

[–]ChalkyPills 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Just keep telling yourself you don't want the women attractive men date. You'll feel better.

[–]JoiedevivreGRE 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea I didn’t say anything close to that so you might want to find that comment you actually meant to reply to

[–]lokiisavaj 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You mean Palmella and her five sisters?

[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ah yes, miss Handerson

[–]R____I____G____H___T 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Rare. But it's ok if she's performing the expected duties as a real woman.

[–]TheRabbitTunnel -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

But that does happen a lot lol. If youre an attractive alpha male, girls will pay to take you out, buy you stuff, etc.

This tweet is just fuckin insanity. "Imagine if some desperate lonely guy decided to just pay for all my stuff in exchange for just our friendship, meanwhile I suck off some loser."

[–]shinypants117 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

that what she's hoping for

[–]gambitx123 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's called 'sex doll'.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Even the ones who ask for money can't satisfy my insanely simple sexual pleasures. It's honestly kind of hilarious how bad the average woman is at sex, and how high they prop their vaginas up on the pedestal.

[–]StacySaysHarmony 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's hilarious how bad their character is.

Like MLK said, don't judge 'em for how they look, but for who they are.

[–]benihana -2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

your wife?

[–]TenshiS 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Look at you, Mr my wife doesn't waste all my money

[–][deleted] 356 points357 points358 points 7 years ago (40 children) | Copy Link

How dare guys want sex? Have they no shame in their desire for physical affection? she said as she shamelessly implies a man should give her a lot of money for free

[–]Bl00_Berry 119 points120 points121 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Her name is Dreams, Inya Dreams

[–]TakingTen 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Time to deport the dreamer

[+]DonDorcha -47 points-46 points-45 points 7 years ago (37 children) | Copy Link

The fucking cheek of these whores, but oh boy will they put out for Chad. We want them, they don't want us. They want Chad, he doesn't want them. If they had any self awareness or empathy perhaps they would realize what they put us through but the selfish cunts only ever think of their own needs. Some simp is chasing after my younger sister and I'm telling him to stop throwing money at her, she has no intention of ever having sex with you but the silly little shit is naive and blind. Oh how I remember being him. I hope 1 day he finds us.

[–]Sopwafel 42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago* (24 children) | Copy Link

Come on man, angryn't

The dating scene is a tilted playing field greatly in favor of women, but the only thing you can do is improve yourself and become the best version of yourself.

As a chick you need to be
1. Not super fat

As a man you need to be that and everything else to be desirable. I'm on a dry spell and frustrated too but I use that frustration to work out 7 times a week, play tons of guitar and socialize as often as possible. (I should probably socialize a lot more and work out less but fuck that) My game is utter crap but I hope that in a few years I can maybe have a satisfying sex and love life because of my effort today.

I mean there's plenty of guys that are naturally attractive because of stupid luck or that have a chick randomly fall in love with them, but we are not those men. No one said it was going to be easy, and the only one responsible for your happiness are you yourself. Complaining is literally the opposite of taking responsibility, sadly.

[–]SimonJ57 30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

As a chick you need to be 1. Not super fat

And even then, there are guys thirsty enough to tap that.
Some will even date those with the personality of a salt mine.

[–]FlameSpartan 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Some dudes are into fat chicks

[–]Aivias 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Sounds like too much effort for very little reward tbh. Im yet to meet a woman that Im willing to do that all for

[–]Sopwafel 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Well the nice thing is that you're also doing it for yourself. To be attractive you need to develop yourself as wholly as possibly. That's a good thing even in absence of women.

It's like a carrot on a stick. Nice motivation for now, and it can help you get to a better destination even if you never get that carrot.

[–]Aivias 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I dont like me though so meh, would rather just wait to die tbh.

[–]Sopwafel 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm sorry to hear that man

That attitude is caused by and is causing your current predicament, bit of a catch 22.

I used to literally only play games and smoke weed until I got a sort of intervention at age 20 and realized I needed to take responsibility for my life. That happiness doesnt come for free. It takes a lot of time for the effort to start paying off though

I hope you can find some light in your future again sometime. I could also send you some videos that helped me if you want to. Not that they'll instantly solve anything but it might still be nice. Need to go now do bye

[–]notgettingperma 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Uhhh lmao

I get that you dont want to put the effort in to date or to play the game, i dont either.

But self improvement is for yourself, if you dont want to do it you are mentally ill and probably have depression or someshit

[–]JNC96 -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link

but the only thing you can do is improve yourself and become the best version of yourself.

For some bitch.

Best way to play is to never join the game to begin with.

Edit: No, that obviously doesn't mean don't improve yourself, but would she be there if you didn't? It's all about "what can you do for me?" and what women can do for me, romantically, is kick rocks, no boulders.

I'm not wasting my finite time making middle ground with someone who's only concerned with how much I got coming in and how much I'm putting out and how it benefits

[–]Cephalopod_Joe 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Holy shit dude, improve yourself for yourself. You feel much better if you're exercising, have some outlets (hobbies, creative stuff, sports, or whatever your into), socializing, and seing a professional if you're struggling with some mental stuff. You don't have to do it all at the same time, but set some goals.

If you're doing it just to get laid, you're probably not going to get far.

[–]Dbiked 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You deserve more upvotes.

[–]Qualex 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

At first I saw the “96” in your username and thought, “Well, he’s only thirteen, he’s allowed to be an angsty edgelord.” Then I realized you’re actually 23 and that there are full-fledged adults walking around thinking like this...

[–]Iorith 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Some people grow old but never grow up.

[–]Sopwafel 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But I require the pussy

[–]JoiedevivreGRE 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s definitely so much less stressful and healthy to just let that shit go. If a girl wants to show interest fine. But it really isn’t worth the energy to pursue.

[–]DonDorcha -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

These people can downvote me all they want. I'm not one bit bothered. All it shows to me is they can't handle the truth so they resort to their shaming tactics. Incel, neckbeard, school shooter nonsense. Fuck it let them stay blissfully ignorant.

[–]garboardload 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

“Hey honey. I’ve heard all week.

[–]Sopwafel 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What does this mean

[–]DonDorcha1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

I got tail when I was younger but the tail has dried up. I just don't bother anymore. If I decide to focus on improvement it will be for myself, not to chase broads

[–]Sopwafel 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Ah that sounds a bit better. Still I sense a lot of bitterness which could be a point of improvement too, just for yourself. Don't get me wrong, I fucking understand the feeling.

I wish sex and intimacy was a commodity but instead it's held hostage by these creatures with quite different priorities from our own. I look at the (self proclaimed, not meant derogatorily) sluts and gay people I know with envy. I wish it were that easy for me.

But alas, sadly I like women. Probably for the best though because I don't have much intrinsic motivation for other things, and this makes me develop myself as wholly as possible. As you can see my attitude is still a bit skewed, but I make an effort :)

[–]RatMan29 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It is a commodity. It's just price-controlled in some places.

[–]DonDorcha -2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If there is one thing life has taught me it's that you can't trust women. They will never truly love, will be there when times are good but when things don't look so rosy they'll monkey branch. I was in a 4 year relationship and I thought I knew her yet a week later she was kissing some bloke on FB. I see the way my Mother and Sister interact and watched the way my Mother treated her ex partner who was a good man. Yes I come from a broken home but I know my Father and lived with him in a different country growing up to get away from my Mother. I seen the way my Mother treated him also. I don't hold out hopes for happily ever afters. In my world it was impossible to stay wilfully blind, I have seen the same pattern with Uncles, Aunts, Cousins jumping from partner to partner shitting out kids. I can understand why you would use women as motivation to improve but that to me is just unfulfilling. I improve and then some she devil tries to lock me down for resources when she used up and has a gaping axe wound? I think I'll pass.

[–]mmersault1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

My game is utter crap I should probably socialize a lot more and work out less but fuck that

This is your problem.

[–]Sopwafel 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I know, that's why it's probably going to take twice as long as necessary

[–]CapeTonyToniTone 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeesh

[–]roachezmo 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Having a rough time since all the incel subs got nuked, eh buddy?

[–]DonDorcha -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

They got nuked? I wasn't aware of that not that I'd care if they were.

[–]roachezmo -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

A bunch did recently, yeah. Im sure there were replacements the same day, though.

[+]DonDorcha -8 points-7 points-6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This is quite amusing but what is more amusing is I thought this was a different sub and looked in confusion at my downvotes. Now it makes sense

[–]startsbadpunchains1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

Hahahahaha looking for r/angryincelniceguy?

[–]garboardload -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

More like /r/pussypass

[–]Ed__ButteredToast 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

[–]roofied_elephant 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Found the incel. And of course he posts in /r/MGTOW

[–]Cecil-The-Sasquatch 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Found the neckbeard

[–]TybrosionMohito -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Let the record show this man was downvoted to hell so people realize this isn’t the pervasive opinion on this sub

[–]Krash32 -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol found the next school shooter

[–]C2074579 366 points367 points368 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Imagine a woman that thought she was equal to men but still wanted to be fully supported by them. <3

[–]R____I____G____H___T 123 points124 points125 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Being able to maintain such cognitive dissonance is...EMPOWERMENT!!

[–]SmokeGoodEatGood 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Quick, I need a thought ending cliche!

[+]SpockShotFirst -46 points-45 points-44 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

One woman said one thing.

Another woman, who shares absolutely none of the first woman's beliefs, said something completely different.

How is this cognitive dissonance?

[–]ATF_snek_stepper 78 points79 points80 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Sounds like she wants a salt daddy

[–]djingbatt[🍰] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

His name, is Robert Paulson.

[–]HerbertKornfeldRIP 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Acid daddy.

[–]mocnizmaj 71 points72 points73 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

˝Being ugly woman is same as being a man, you will have to work˝.

[–]BlasphemousToenail 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Love me some Daniel Tosh

[–]CreativeThought88 50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

take take take but never want to give anything.

[–]xecor2 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Take take take it all but you never give~

[–]16yeets 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

" should have known you was trouble from the first kiss.."

[–]AnnoShi 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

"Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?"

[–]FactoryResetButton 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

“Gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash. You tossed it in the trash you did”

[–]__Gynotarian__ 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"to give you all my love is all I ever ask buuut what you don't understand is I'll catch a grenade for ya"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I really don’t understand threads like this. We all know the lyrics, you guys typing them out is just weird.

[–]NoThanks143 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah why the fuck were your eyes open while kissing..

[–]ItchimusIV 35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I dont know, my work fucks me on the regular

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I matched on Tinder with a girl who was "looking for a sugar daddy without wanting the sugar". They are evolving and testing the waters. can we use these men without even giving them sex is obviously the latest trend.

[–]lumabean 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Venmo me $5 and we'll see where this goes.

[–]Aivias 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

can we use these men without even giving them sex

They can. There was a story in the Daily Mail because some AussieTHOT went on tinder to find someone to pay her driving fine and some random fuck-face in the US (Land of Eagles, Freedom and Cuckery) paid it for her.

How do you compete with that? Im not good looking so I cant get women anyway but still fuck that loser cunt cuck in his fucking pathetic face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think this is how civilizations collapse. And Im serious. When women can, essentially, charge for pussy, and then charge for NO PUSSY, youve got major problems on your hands. I refuse to play the game now.

[–]touchet29 72 points73 points74 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Your financial problems.

Your financial problems.

YOUR FINANCIAL PROBLEMS

[–]Westify1 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Definition of a golddigger right here.

Not a very bright one at that.

[–]Bavariancrannog 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine s job that pays well enough to solve all your financial problems

[–]Tailtappin 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine not being so entitled and whiny that you think the opposite sex owes you a fucking thing. Even with sex.

[–]Frankandthatsit 78 points79 points80 points 7 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

Comma abuse is real

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Comma was added for emphasis and dramatic effect by adding pause. He did it for the lols.

[–]oxygenplug1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

that’s what ellipses are for... ;)

[–]cmurcmurrun1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm still lost. How does this relate to the moon?

[–]Triyntoloseit 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Wouldn’t the comma still go after the “is”?

Just wondering

[–]BrandoPB 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Try reading it like this, “His name... is Employment.”

[–]Triyntoloseit 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I suppose when you put the emphasis on the silence, it does make sense. The way I was looking at it was something like “His name is, employment.” More emphasis on the is.

[–]Xenjael 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

That actually makes it sound like hes trying to be too clever.

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English doesn't... usually need to rely on context because of how many rules it has to enable it. A lot of languages do not use specifics. My fiance for example will often say bring that 'thing' because in Tagalog their language works in a way that through context of the situation and what they say, you can easily discern what they are talking about.

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Hebrew's vowels do this- you basically know what the word actually says based on its spelling. The funniest instance of this is how 'cup' and 'pussy' are written with the same lettering, but use different vowels to differentiate. But in writing, you will know which is being used from the context. Hebrew is a good inbetween for languages that rely on being specific, compared to others that do not require it for effective communication. Tagalog when they request something will often point with their nose/chin at that thing, so if body language is being relied on, how much the language will be for communication will also be lessened.

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However, online, the rules pretty much no longer apply for English, for the same reason they don't really for quotations. Since people basically write in their own dialect, and express their syntax more readily (since this voting system favors anything that makes you stand out) you actually have to rely more on context, and keep in mind what their obvious intent is. Which we can, the logical reply to her is get a job, so if he mentions employment, chances are he's going to emphasize that, since English emphasizes the subject of the sentence. From that we can look at the comma in this case, and keeping it mind he wants to emphasize the actual point of his response, read it in a way that enables it to be more effective.

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In this case its accentuating the silence to add affect to the point.

Standard academic English has not at all caught up to internet English. It's not really taught either, since no one has figured out what the actual adapted language patterns full online. Like for example that hyphens are being removed from English due to the internet.

So it does backfeed also.

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Just food for thought.

[–]Triyntoloseit 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Huh... well that’s interesting

[–]Goodonyampsc 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

;

[+]AbstractTherapy -19 points-18 points-17 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

More like two generations of idiots raised by mob cultures of weak beta suburb idiots who can't string two sentences together to save their own bias.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

That's a strong accusation based on a single comma...

[–]AbstractTherapy -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I got carried away. Apologies.

[–]Hiredcifo 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Your apology, is accepted.

[–]AbstractTherapy 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's, okay.

[–]ruifaf 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

I think he his called "dad". But he doesn't swallow bullshit forever. Why a strange man would?

[–]pfresh331 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This might be the truest thing I've ever seen.

[–]deanquartz1 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Feminism and equality are for ugly chicks lol.

[–]anangrygoyqq 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Women want a big burly alpha to fuck them and a submissive meek beta to provide for them

[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Financial problems =/= cost of living you useless cunt. The entitlement of some people is really fucking annoying.

[–]LordRedBear 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I’m so goddamn infuriated at the ignorance and just ugh..I don’t even know how to respond to this, not the guy but the girl just...fuck you idk I’ll come back to this

[–]neightdogI love to be spanked by my Master Troll God Mustaka. 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

you don't have to expend any energy at all on this

[–]ZimbabweHeist 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Assuming employment's gender!

[–]DrunkenDude123 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine knowing a guy that’ll just give you handouts of his hard earned money. ❤️

[–]SocietopathyObserved 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why else should they solve your financial problems?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

A wild comma, appears.

[–]Safety_Cuddles 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol

[–]heliumy2k1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

That's why God invented tittystreaming

[–]SimonJ57 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And desperate man-children with a mysteriously manifesting disposable income.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha, my job fucks me all the time.

[–]RepostGhostCst2Cst 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why the hell would any self respecting guy give you jack shit for fuck all?

[–]generic_bitch 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She’d rather be used for sex

[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Textbook female fantasy of wealth redistribution.

[–]LiveTheTruth321 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Except prostitution

[–]Criket 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine being a woman who succeed without being a golddigger...

[–]Braydawg9 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly why I hate girls who are sugar babies.

[–]HotHairyLove 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Who makes posts like this? Like how is this a real mentality? You just expect to sit there and have some wealthy man pay for everything for you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So now women think men are just going to give them money, and they don't have to give up literally the only asset they posses? LOL holy shit these hoes are fucking delusional...

[–]DarkPandaLord 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She literally thinks men are her slaves!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So, she's just expecting some guy to come and pay her for nothing? What an entitled bitch....

[–]HolocaustPart9 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why can’t she do it herself instead of using her pussy for other guys to solve it. Why would a random guy help a girl for nothing in return

[–]UniqueNhame 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, yes but actually no

[–]PrankBear 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not if you get sexually assaulted on the job though

[+]tinytimx -7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link

Where is the pussy pass and where is it being denied?

[–]PM-Me-Anything-Nude[S] 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I mean i get what you are saying, but i think it can be interpreted differently by different people. If the content sucks downvote it, if not upvote it.

In my mind though:
"I have a pussy. Give me a man so i dont have to earn my own" - Pass

"Nah you need to work like everyone else in the world" - Denial.

Could just be me though.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, she's not exactly saying she's unemployed. If she is, then she deserves this, but if she is, ehh...

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

really? um, ok. let me walk you thru it:

the pussypass is where she wants something for free because she is a woman

the denial is "his name, is Employment"

[+]tinytimx -7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Wanting to be rich for free is not exclusive to women. Also she wasn't complaining or bragging about it. Just wanting.

[–]startsbadpunchains 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Always a white knight in the comments lmao

[–]tinytimx -2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Did you see the part where I was fine with women getting hit if they try to hit you? I fine with women getting theirs, I just think this is a dumb Twitter joke and not a pussypass. I think we should look at real pussypass shit. Like women being shitty and losing custody in a divorce, or falsely reporting rape and getting prison time, actual pussypass shit.

[–]Iorith -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

You know that isn't the actual purpose of this sub, no matter what it pretends otherwise.

[+]tinytimx -8 points-7 points-6 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

The are so many other subs if people want to just shit on women. I just wish people would stick to those.

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link

this sub is about shitting on pussypasses, not women.

there are definitely a lot of idiots on both sides of the equality issue that try to make it something else, tho

[–]tinytimx -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

It's not though, this post has no pussypass. Woman thinking she can hit a man with no consequences, sure, pussypass. Woman says a thing on Twitter and someone makes a joke, not so much.

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link

YOU'RE WRONG. that's why you're getting downvoted to shit

sorry you are having a hard time with that

she says "men should gimme money for nothing because i'm a woman"

a guy says "naw, get a job"

i feel like i'm working at taco bell and you keep asking for french fries.

[–]tinytimx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

They sell fries at taco bell.

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

lol what a perfect answer!

sorry, this is taco bell, we don't serve fries here

[–]tinytimx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

They're called nacho fries

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

Its called the joke flew over your head

You really have a hard time with words

[–]ashensorcerer -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/realscatgirls You asked for it.

[–]Iorith -5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's what this sub was always actually about.

[+]oxygenplug1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (14 children) | Copy Link

implying any sort of gainful employment will solve financial problems including medical debt and student loans

🤔

[–]PM-Me-Anything-Nude[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

I am employed and have zero financial problems. Lots of people do it.

[+]oxygenplug1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link

Nothing in my comment implies that lots of people don’t. So I mean, good for you? But irrelevant to what I said.

[–]PM-Me-Anything-Nude[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Thats exactly what it implies? Its completely relevant when you state "The implication of gainful employment will solve financial problems" in a sarcastic tone. When thats exactly what gainful employment does.

[+]oxygenplug1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

No, it doesn’t. All my comment implies is that it’s stupid to make a blanket statement such as “having a job will solve your financial problems”. That is not always true. That’s literally all I’m saying.

[–]PM-Me-Anything-Nude[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Then you stated it so poorly its up for interpretation. Because you say specifically "any sort of" employment. Do you not see how saying "any sort of" employment doesn't solve financial problems is stupid? And as a blanket statement, having a job helps financial problems. Period. Making money directly correlates to paying financial burdens lol.

[–]oxygenplug1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

any sort of employment could be manning the fryer at McDonalds. Have fun paying either the $10k of CC debt or $100k of medical debt any time soon while trying to stay alive on $8/hr. Do you see how saying having any sort of employment does solve financial problems is stupid?

I stated it pretty clearly. Your lack of reading comprehension isn’t on me.

[–]PM-Me-Anything-Nude[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I don't have the patience to explain to you how financial efficiency and personal responsibility work. And you can self learn on governmental assistance, furthering education, payment plans, self improvement, personal responsibility and work ethic can be attributed to the advancement or failure of people that far below the poverty line. But i will say, it has nothing to do with my reading comprehension, and everything to do with your inability to make a clear statement on how the implication that employment has no effect on solving financial problems. If you can't figure that out, there's no helping you. I'll say it again, since you clearly have the reading comprehension problem: Employment and income in general directly correlates to the resolution of financial problems. Period.

[–]Smoke-and-Stroke_Jr 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Seems to me you guys are talk past each other. The point I think they're making is that enoyment doesn't always solve those problems as easily as you imply. There is definitely personal responsibility, definitely. Working and living within means, etc. But many people do work full time, even with a college degree, and still can barely stay afloat or dig out of a small or large financial hole. Being employed full time and still struggling every day for a long time can really take its toll on someone and can be very difficult. I wish it were always that simple though. Cheers!

[–]neightdog1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

any sort of employment will get you closer to solving any financial problem than just expecting men to solve those issues for you

[–]chadnuts 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Do you suggest fucking people so they will pay bills for you?

[–]Iorith -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If that's what you want to do, why not?

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