Today I learned that feminists are psychic.

I was eating lunch, and glanced up as a girl walked past.

She noticed, and outraged, she scolded me for objectifying her and treating her as window-shopping for sex playthings.

I was impressed!

She was such an amazing psychic that she knew what I was thinking so well, that she knew my thoughts when I didn't even know I was thinking them!

Its a wonder that the CIA hasn't hired feminists yet- they're apparently know what a man is thinking just by looking at him!