Oh, my how the slutty have fallen. This chick's main profile picture is her blue bikini-clad ass, her face away from the camera. Single, never married, 29 years old, kids at home, and wants to know why she can't find a "real man".

Guess she sees the Cockgobbler Express barreling down on a brick wall, and all of the train conductors jumped out of the control room.

Her profile reads as follows:

I have lost all hope when it comes to the male population but anywayyy >I'm legitimately trying to find a partner in life. Douchebags need not >apply.

Only turds or manly chicks are messaging me....whhhhhhyy is this my >life <_>

It's not men you're angry at, darlin'. How's that feminism working out for you?