[42-F] She's tired of being abused and tasting grapefruits, she wants her half orange. Here's a photo of my belly

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-11-21T19:26:01+00:00

42 years old and writing like your average "live, laugh, love" dumb broad. I'm betting her favourite book is Eat, Pray, Love and she swears by essential oils. How can she be single? Surely her radar for relationships must be on point - as it is for everything else in her life.

meerita · 2021-11-21T19:34:42+00:00

To resume her babbling:

- I've been with too many toxic men. They're the grapefruits.

- Everyone has its own half orange, according to a social construct, so she wants her half to be complete. Her half orange is the man.

- She cannot find her half orange, she suspect others have already squeezed it. (that's true)

- She's tired of being pumped and dumped and no commitment.

- She doesn't show herself because she hates herself and feels ugly.

- No man had respect for her, nor they will.

420W33DSN1P3R · 2021-11-21T20:28:24+00:00

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ZarBandit · 2021-11-21T20:22:54+00:00

She doesn’t even bother with a hard luck hamster story about how it’s not her fault she rode the carousel until her crotch smoked and bits fell off.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-11-21T20:32:05+00:00

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Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-11-21T21:32:07+00:00

I blame her optimism that's nearly half a century years old on media programming like the "Hallmark " channel.

It a channel with movies based on post wall romantic love.

Goldmansachs3030 · 2021-11-21T19:30:25+00:00

I know one guy who knows another guy, who probably knows some other guy who can explain that riddle she wrote in her bio.Is that you?

Womjomke · 2021-11-21T21:30:36+00:00

Is the oranges thing a cultural metaphor?

UsingSandAsLubricant · 2021-11-21T21:54:49+00:00

She is looking for her half of grapefruit and yes is metamorphic or whatever is called. She watch too much Walter Mercado growing up. Ran wit Chad and will continue searching for the perfect Chad until astrology tell her is time to stop. If you have money and she will clinge on you like Puertorican on White Rice.

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2021-11-21T21:48:17+00:00

I read the English translation and I am still confused. Can someone translate this?

Overkillengine · 2021-11-22T04:15:27+00:00

She's telling us that the only thing positive she has on offer is not being fat (yet) without actually saying it.

So she's kween turd in a pile of shit. Yay!

Gundamsafety · 2021-11-22T15:47:29+00:00

The fake facade that she puts up is clear in the photo.

Up front she might look good. Thin, probably ok looks in the face and has a nice body.

BUT

Look behind her. Her room, it is a mess. Just like her life, a big mess. So that is what you would be taking into your life. A big old mess.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-11-22T12:33:19+00:00

42, fit, childfree, that's most of what I want. So long as her finances aren't a wreck, I'd be down.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-11-22T16:11:47+00:00

what the hell is she talking about??

Emer8nuts · 2021-11-22T18:08:23+00:00

She reminds me of someone 🤔. Ehh probably just imagining things

Nightowloldschool · 2021-11-22T19:19:53+00:00

She is not going to get her half orange cause She's a grapefruit ho/collector

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2021-11-23T01:56:01+00:00

Well,...?
Nice body, true, but I'm not looking for parts today.

Maybe next week.
42 is not even "second choice", but she has her standards, too, so we're even. XD

oxyoxyboi · 2021-11-23T08:14:08+00:00

I mean where im from Grapefruit cost more than 🍊

BluepillProfessor · 2021-11-23T15:12:47+00:00

She wants instant tingles with chad. She doesn't want to build a relationship or work on it with a man. She wants her insta tingles bowl AND a paycheck.

Lameador · 2021-11-24T05:25:14+00:00

Thèse Spanish profiles look like dream girls compared to the American ones. This one is fit, and says she does a lot of sport.

She is past the wall, but her punch line about the Minute Maid guys is fun (even if possibly cliche)

Too bad she did not start looking earlier.

On the « complaining about jerks » vibe I am pretty certain that if she finds a guy, she’ll resent him and consider him guilty of any actual or imaginary misdeed of her exes

RobStonman · 2022-01-12T15:48:05+00:00

Grapefruit?! Wtf does that even mean???

Wtf are these bitches on coming up with such bullshit?

Title	[42-F] She's tired of being abused and tasting grapefruits, she wants her half orange. Here's a photo of my belly
Author	meerita
Upvotes	105
Comments	45
Date	November 21, 2021 6:58 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/qz1qlo/42f_shes_tired_of_being_abused_and_tasting/
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