Don't believe her when she complains about a weary mouth

Squidiot_002 · 2022-01-03T00:35:40+00:00

Homie, a chick is trying to keep from scraping her teeth on your bits, using tongue, suck, and adjusting all of that to your liking.

By comparison, talking is simple; exhaling hair while moving your mouth in specific patterns. One is significantly more difficult and can lead to trismus/lockjaw.

That is a false equivalence.

ahandtoyourdarknessx · 2022-01-03T00:35:37+00:00

Just tell her she can ice her jaw after if the muscles are sore but she has got work to do

CatchPhraze · 2022-01-03T00:41:22+00:00

Actual advice, move to an easier angle. her leaning over you in bed = jaw sorriest fastest. The worst. On her knees, is okay, just try and fix the height difference and give her a pillow for her knees. Laying on her back with her head off the bed upside down? Bro that position basically does it for you, just have her lay on pillows if your bed is short.

But: Y'all don't actually want to get your dick sucked. You just want to bitch and moan like the cunts you are.

Gloomy-Region2027 · 2022-01-03T00:59:36+00:00

Your woman will be more into you when you treat her better you damn freak

Melodic_Slide_1772 · 2022-01-03T00:53:13+00:00

Have you ever been to the dentist and had to keep your mouth open for a long period of time? Gawk gawk is different than talking lol

2022-01-03T00:42:44+00:00

Thank you for the science tag. Got a nice chuckle

afflictuseternal · 2022-01-03T00:57:42+00:00

Just discard immediately

Slootando · 2022-01-03T01:01:14+00:00

Don't believe her when she complains about a weary mouth

Or about anything, for that matter.

lonely_mixtape · 2022-01-03T05:20:01+00:00

If she doesn't feel like sucking a dick, she doesn't have to. It's not that complicated. Ur literally saying that because she's physically capable of doing it, she's obligated to. She's probably just trying to get out of it without hurting your feelings.

A bit rapey imho.

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januaryphilosopher · 2022-01-03T01:05:50+00:00

Deepthroat a dildo, then we can talk.

NarniaFox · 2022-01-03T06:57:27+00:00

Buy a dildo that is around your own size and try actively sucking it. Then try saying tongue twisters for the same amount of time and compare what is harder.

Title	Don't believe her when she complains about a weary mouth
Author	PlayfulLawyer
Upvotes	0
Comments	44
Date	January 3, 2022 12:28 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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