When you can't tell whether she got knocked up in the bedroom or in the streets.

gentle_lemon · 2022-08-06T14:06:13+00:00

Just a reminder: even if she says she doesn't want you to raise her kid, if at any point you assumed a fatherly role in the child's life, you can be on the hook for child support in some states. 'Murica!

tamuzbel · 2022-08-06T13:52:24+00:00

Goes to a hookup app, does not want a hookup. Sheesh.

Tonybigguns · 2022-08-06T13:54:45+00:00

I got pumped and dumped so I'm not looking for a hook up?????

BitchFace4You · 2022-08-06T14:08:14+00:00

There’s no way she is 18. I’d say mid to late 20s at least

Overkillengine · 2022-08-06T14:15:58+00:00

When a trailer park is too high class for this lass.

Standard_Hat6784 · 2022-08-06T14:14:45+00:00

i've been trying to be more positive lately.

the good thing here is you know she can't get pregnant while already pregged.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-08-06T15:16:16+00:00

No I don't want you to raise my kid

Sure, okay. But she didn't say she wouldn't mind you sending her money to take care of her and/or the kid, oh my bad I mean "just because."

Sarcastic af...harsh humor

Could explain why that kid's biological dad isn't around anymore.

If a hookup is all you want I'm not your girl

Yup. Playtime is over. NOW it's time to "get serious" and get some sucker, I mean, saint to come along with loads of money to give her and pay for 'adventures' - whatever the hell THAT means.

Swipe left, gents, and KEEP THEM BROKE!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-08-06T17:05:46+00:00

After spending my life grinding shit out and building my own small empire, I see these profiles and say to myself, "Why would I want to share my good fortune and hard work with someone who has done nothing to improve their own life?"

BritishTeeth11 · 2022-08-06T16:12:40+00:00

I bet you that kid is already on probation.

achillesllco · 2022-08-06T18:33:00+00:00

My God what an absolute dumpster fire.

What "adventures" do you think you can go on with a crotch goblin in tow? Why have you chosen to use a hookup app to seek the opposite of a hookup? Why in God's green earth do you think that "sarcastic" and "harsh" are traits that would make you desirable to anyone? What makes you think a man will choose you over another 18-year-old who's not nursing a cumshot?

This sentient cock sleeve's prefrontal cortex must look like a dried up prune. There's nothing about any of this that makes any sense to anyone except for her. She seriously thinks that men want to fuck her for her "personality" instead of just tolerating her bullshit so they can use her tight hole(s).

This witch-looking organism needs to hop back on her broom and fly away to the cock carousel while she still has any ability to attract men at all.

PirateDocBrown · 2022-08-06T15:11:40+00:00

Recreational use only.

RawLikeSushi84 · 2022-08-06T20:38:42+00:00

18, pregnant, and a face tattoo…. I wonder what kind of daddy issues she has.

2022-08-06T18:20:20+00:00

Sarcastic af

This hole will spend the rest of her life alone, surrounded by cats, empty wine bottles, and the lingering, gnawing knowledge that she should’ve listened to granny and not been a whore. Oh well. If you do decide to fuck a female like this, bring your own condoms and never let them out of your sight.

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-08-06T23:08:30+00:00

Face tat at 18.
Yeeeeaaaahhhh... she's a keeper.
She wastes no time in making bad decisions.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2022-08-06T22:00:07+00:00

Here are my list of demands!

By the way I’m not a nice person and I’m pregnant.. oh I also expect you to pay as I’ll have no job when I have the other guys kid (not that I have a job now)..

SceneAccomplished549 · 2022-08-07T00:10:51+00:00

I really cannot believe I live in this world anymore....I thank God everyday that I was introduced to the Red Pill and MGTOW...if I hadn't have been I would have been a fool and dated a chick like this.

V_M · 2022-08-07T17:16:22+00:00

The part that mystifies me is what is "adventure" to an 18 year old single mother? Figuring out how to pay for diapers? Graduating from high school? Finding a baby sitter for prom? Staying out past her curfew? Taking her drivers license test?

me_grimmlock · 2022-08-06T17:07:17+00:00

Slimy

jmpires · 2022-08-07T09:59:15+00:00

To be fair, you can’t tell 100% sure, ever, and there are far more ambiguous cases in display here. I’d bet my bottom € in option B.

MustardWendigo · 2022-08-16T07:32:05+00:00

I'm sure sarcastic as usual translates to "I'm a bitch who likes to shit talk others but don't like being shit talked back."

LowPath448 · 2022-08-07T15:44:48+00:00

Chad fux, beta bucks$

qkmax · 2022-08-14T21:02:42+00:00

Wtf happened to society? This shit is gets old. Sarcastic as fuck? Why do they think that is a selling point? Pregnant and looking for a man. I’ve lived this and seen this. It is disgusting what happens to the kids. Believe me it is not pretty. Young impressionable good young men will be brainwashed to think that they have to accept her and have to”step up”. Meanwhile she drains them of all their resources and potential! All the time getting passed around by Chad and Tyrone behind his back!

Title	When you can't tell whether she got knocked up in the bedroom or in the streets.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	161
Comments	56
Date	August 6, 2022 1:25 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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