Well, folks, I’ve finally done it. I’ve at long last found an caobach mná with red flags as big as her brollaigh desiring the ultra-rare alphabeta (God, I hate those words) Chad! I wonder why she’s single, seems like such a catch.

kevin32 · 2022-09-07T12:03:42+00:00

She's not looking for a Chad because her profile screams Beta Bucks. High probability she's a gold digger, but given that she "doesn't like the whole alpha male act" due to their selfishness when she herself is high maintenance, Dual-Mating strategy or Entitlement Princess is more appropriate here.

You'll know she wants a Chad when she demands alpha traits like "tall, handsome and fit", "dominant", "strong-minded and driven", "tough on the outside, but sensitive on the inside", "a man who takes charge", "puts me in my place", "makes me feel protected", "a man who I can submit to". (Examples)

The Alpha Bucks to which you are referring is when she demands both the looks and the money.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-09-07T09:38:00+00:00

I think her sugar daddy dumped her

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-09-07T07:52:28+00:00

A pain in the arse with pain in her back. Never seen tits that far south before. You could draw a straight line between her nipples that ran through her belly button.

kevin_bean · 2022-09-07T10:50:53+00:00

At 5'0 she's less of a woman and more a walking pair of tits

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-09-07T12:12:29+00:00

I would almost gamble that her Instagram (which she doesn’t hesitate to put in her dating profile ) has a link to an OF account.

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-09-07T03:51:10+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

an caobach mná = “an ungainly rough woman/lumpish woman”
- brollaigh = “tits”

Jake-Orion · 2022-09-07T12:50:37+00:00

This isn't the worst shipwreck I've seen, but definitely Costa Concordia. Pretty on one side, vile and slimy on the other. Her Captain abandoned her without a second thought, and it'll take a whole sea of money to even attempt to right this, let alone salvage it.

Robotemist · 2022-09-07T18:13:30+00:00

I hate when women say "this unilaterally benefial trait is my preference". That's not a preference that's you trying to exploit men due to their desperation and socialization.

That's like me saying "my preference is women that can take it down to the balls, make me a sandwich after finishing me off then leave without saying a word and ask for nothing".

Ibrafikovic · 2022-09-07T18:25:14+00:00

This one doesn't belong to the streets but to the milk farm

Mister_McDerp · 2022-09-07T07:10:56+00:00

You know if them titties where firm I'd give her some leeway

but alas...

Training-Rich5057 · 2022-09-07T10:40:44+00:00

Nope!

mustangfrank · 2022-09-07T14:32:00+00:00

Are they real of fake?

DankCommander7 · 2022-09-07T17:22:53+00:00

The only thing big saggy udders like that are good for is rope bondage.

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