Don't get your hopes up. Friend Zone Fiona only wants friends with no benefits, which is why she's on a dating site. | WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2023-01-29T16:26:04+00:00

The "benefits" ARE the lack of sex.

silly_birb_Banned · 2023-01-29T18:33:26+00:00

"If you don't like potato shaped women you are a misogynist and part of the problem! REEEEEE!"

Joaquino7997 · 2023-01-29T16:23:46+00:00

Don't get your hopes up.

Yeah, really. And neither should she.

Swipe left and forget this mess.

MustardWendigo · 2023-01-29T17:59:48+00:00

What a fucking gooey potato.

Ftpiercecracker1 · 2023-01-29T23:05:47+00:00

Did I miss something? Did everyone else go through a period of their lives where they would be willing and want to sleep with this type of person?

Is that really what it boils down to? Men's horniess just completely, in a very literal way, overriding their better judgement?

Why are guys sleeping with and impregnating women like this??

JustTwo5936 · 2023-01-29T21:37:34+00:00

Who does she think this profile will appeal to?

Wumplin · 2023-01-29T18:05:09+00:00

Ouch

Internet_Snowflake · 2023-01-30T02:10:33+00:00

I fainted.

Mister_McDerp · 2023-01-30T09:24:46+00:00

She seems more interesting and honest than 99% of the other idiots we look at here, but she is old, fat, and no man will ever be romantically interested in her ever again. My main problem is: She knows this. Why is she on that app?

phoenixgreek · 2023-01-30T17:32:29+00:00

Imagine if a man used these types of photos. 0 respones or likes.

U_N_I_X · 2023-01-30T09:14:54+00:00

Who is an old hag and likes to smoke crack ? (Spongebob theme song)

V_M · 2023-02-02T15:25:32+00:00

Not familiar with that app, is the 42 her age or is she the 42nd on a list or ?

I know obesity ages people prematurely but 42 as an age seems aspirational for that look. Like 60s and dyes her hair, sure, she can't be 42, can she?

HadBeenDoneThrown · 2023-03-21T23:29:15+00:00

Looks like Howard Stern if she made sweaters for cats, my lord.

Title	Don't get your hopes up. Friend Zone Fiona only wants friends with no benefits, which is why she's on a dating site. \| WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Author	BigJohnHolmes14
Upvotes	107
Comments	32
Date	January 29, 2023 4:01 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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