People need to stop being dicks on the subway by taking up way too much space. Oh wait. No, just men need to stop doing that. More equality!

double-happiness · 2013-09-17T09:32:12+00:00

Didn't you know? According to feminists, men who take up more space than they physically need when using public transport are practicing an "invisible and unconscious expression of power in an everyday, public space." Source

Oriumpor · 2013-09-17T07:21:13+00:00

You know. Maybe it's because they are having manly issues, like their testicles are sweltering, and they need to air them out? Are you saying men don't have the right to maintain a healthy temperature of their reproductive organs?

2013-09-17T06:12:34+00:00

That was a fantastic rant. Thanks for sharing the link, eh?

HalfysReddit · 2013-09-17T14:13:47+00:00

I love how she was lamenting about how the men in question must think they're impressing women by sitting that way. As if to suggest everything we do is to impress women.

Motherfucker, I have testicles. I can't close my thighs but so far, lest they get squished (painfully).

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2013-09-17T15:03:42+00:00

Yeah that whole "movement" is a perfect example of the problems with feminism. It's blatantly misogynistic based on little more the confirmation bias and consists of blaming all men for the victimization of all women when really it's just a shitty part of being human (with both men and women being the perps/victims).

Also it's a classic first world problem that they've elevated to the status of genocide.

Degraine · 2013-09-17T15:59:28+00:00

I still love how Jezebel's Fuck You Week is actually a thing. Couldn't get more 1984 Two Minutes Hate if you tried.

2013-09-17T13:31:08+00:00

That was brilliant! Very good read.

2013-09-17T16:53:35+00:00

I never thought I'd say this but, I am a fan of judgybitch.

Battlebullet · 2013-09-18T22:08:33+00:00

Last time I checked, I see women come in with their big handbag and take up an entire seat to rest it there...... Worse imo

poloppoyop · 2013-09-17T10:11:54+00:00

I like the rant. But when using crowded subways, check the gender of the more eager to run to get an empty seat.

EatRibs_Listen2Phish · 2013-09-17T13:46:55+00:00

That article REALLY pisses me off. Remember the post about the male teacher 2 days ago? That's because of people like this.

Fuck THEM!

BalllsackTBaghard · 2013-09-17T09:22:58+00:00

Fucking toilets are too small. My giant dick always touches the inside of the rim when I am taking a dump.

mistyriver · 2013-09-17T15:02:28+00:00

Men need to air their privates to cool them. It's a simple fact of male health.

johnmarkley · 2013-09-18T00:29:46+00:00

So this Tumblr is basically /r/creepshots, but with male crotches and a bunch of ideological hysterics.

2013-09-17T13:38:25+00:00

Everytime I take the subway now, I proudly spread out my legs. It is comfortable and if it pisses off a radical feminist that's a nice bonus!

Endless_Summer · 2013-09-17T13:42:06+00:00

I think the rebuttal to this would be that the women need to close their legs because their vaginas smell so bad anyway.

Seriously though, what is with feminists attacking genitalia. It's really weird how this author talks about big swinging dicks and what not. You know, since we all chose what type of anatomy to be born with.

arios1570 · 2013-09-17T17:52:16+00:00

Oh god! Someone help me, please! My faith in humanity...it's...it's bleeding out. It's trying to tell me something, but...but all I can hear is a horrible gurgling...STAY WITH ME BUDDY! STAY WITH ME! It will be alright...just...no...no, don't...NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why Jezebel? WHY?! How could you do this tumblr? Why would you let this bullshit out?!

Photonerd28 · 2013-09-18T03:49:46+00:00

Wow that article sounds like a bunch of bitches

2013-09-17T12:27:26+00:00

I'm never too sure which side Judgybitch tends to lean on..

reciphered · 2013-09-17T07:38:59+00:00

judgybitch.com

Website was appropriately named.

Smallpaul · 2013-09-17T14:37:58+00:00

I had to downvote for the fat-shaming. "Shoving Doritos into their fatty maws." And a picture of a woman eating chips outside. What the fuck does that have to do with rude people on the subway.

2013-09-17T11:27:09+00:00

wow. its like some feminists aren't even feminists, they just HATE men with an intense passion. i like to say that i hate women but wow, even i don't hate women as much as this walking blowjob hates men. whats the problem? i always wonder how that starts, you don't just come out of the womb hating half of the world, so where do you think that comes from?

Title	People need to stop being dicks on the subway by taking up way too much space. Oh wait. No, just men need to stop doing that. More equality!
Author	actanonverba8
Upvotes	154
Comments	36
Date	September 17, 2013 5:39 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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