5 years ago I moved to my new job, after that I met a girl named Jen. Jen and I became really good friends, we both enjoyed drinking. We never actually hooked up but we'd go out all the time. Jen would hook me up with her friends and I'd hook Jen up with my friends. We also had a rule we share the rounds. I buy first, she buys second, I buy third, she buys forth etc etc etc if I bought the last round of the evening she'd buy the first round next time we went out.

Well one night me and Jen are out partying. I wasn't paying attention and paid for the last 3 rounds. Up comes the 4th and I go "Its your turn" she goes "But I'm a girl...you buy the drinks" I was taken aback I went "But we are friends you buy me drinks I buy you drinks. I just bought 3 rounds...its your turn" she goes "but you paid for your dates drinks the other night" (I had a date a few days before, she asked me if I bought all her drinks I said yes)

I thought about this for a second and looked up at her and said "Are you romatically interested in me?" she goes "no" I go "Ok then you are a friend...you owe me a drink" she fires back "but you bought your date all her drinks" I said "Yea...cause I was hoping for a blow job at the end (which I did get by the way)" she goes "But I'm a girl" so I finished up with this

"Jen...is there a chance your going suck my dick at the end of tonight?" she fired back "of course not" so I said "Then go get me another beer"

She got up and paid for the next two rounds.