The other day, I went to the gym and I saw a cute guy. Equipped with wisdom from APD and PPD, I remembered my place and didn’t approach him. We are both kind of chubby and I guesstimate that we are looksmatches. But maybe we are not. I remember how men of APD and PPD remind women that we aren’t attractive enough for a good man. Also, since I am approaching 30, I am approaching the wall and am probably too old and unattractive for him. I continued my workout and avoided all eye contact. Armed with lessons I learned from APD and PPD, I avoided him so as not to offend him and make him ask himself why he only gets chubby post wall women.