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TheRealestBiz · 2022-10-13T16:00:59+00:00

I’m going to tell you exactly what to do: find this old multi-part PBS documentary called The History of Western Art or somesuch at the library, take the DVD out, watch it (it’s not super exciting).

Thus armed with knowledge, when you want to hit on bougie chicks at art galleries or museums or whatever, you will be able to approach them while they’re looking at a piece and talk about it. With practice you can even bluff your way through complex convos.

RedditsOlderBrah · 2022-10-13T14:56:52+00:00

“How about we Van Gogh somewhere with a little more privacy?”

“I’m not sure if you like successful guys, but you should check out my bank account; I’ve got a ton of Monet.”

“I dabble in art myself but don’t worry, I’m not sketchy.”

“If you tell people I forced myself on you I’ll say I’m like these paintings: framed.”

“You’ll love having me on top of you, I’ve got a ton of experience to draw from.”

“I bet I can get you in bed easel-y.”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just your typical pickup artist.”

“We can tell people it was louvre at first sight.”

“My doctor said he could tell I was artistic from a young age, which is strange because I def can’t draw 🤔 “

“Picasso had a blue period; hopefully you’re looking to blow, period?”

Just kidding, don’t say any of these.

2022-10-13T16:46:50+00:00

Lines are stupid, just make an observation on the art itself - If a girl looks at a painting ask her that she sees or make a comment on what you see "looks interesting i like how [insert your observation], what do you think?" .

RedditsOlderBrah · 2022-10-13T17:49:08+00:00

i can't imagine looking at the same thing as a woman in a gallery and saying anything other than something about what we're looking at. i couldn't imagine a more effective opening line.

ChampionshipStock870 · 2022-10-13T18:46:40+00:00

Wait until they are enthralled with a particular piece. Then ask them what about that piece caught their attention?

2022-10-13T21:05:21+00:00

Preframe the situation by saying something smart about the art, because this does 2 things:

it demonstrates value through intelligence and
it establishes what the conversation will be about, thus keeping the cards in your hands

Don't begin with a question-- really important. It puts them on the defensive, like "do I have to answer this question?" you're demanding someone answer you. be like "I know you're not supposed to talk much at the museum, but..." and so by acknowledging that they are more comfortable around you, maybe even amused.

Additionally, you could preframe with a funny comment to show humor and establish a funny mood, or you could preframe with an anticipation-building comment such as "damn I've got a hell of a story about this one" etc

earsurgery9 · 2022-10-13T17:52:55+00:00

Who lies more....monet or women??

mcfeisty · 2022-10-13T21:01:57+00:00

A simple thing, just ask what their favorite piece is.

XtentXacionX · 2022-10-13T20:14:09+00:00

Excuse me, do you live here? Her: uhh, no Because you're a work of art/ masterpiece.(Take your pick)

bradthepitt · 2022-10-14T08:47:25+00:00

You look better then Mona Lisa

DatingCoachSebastian · 2022-10-13T16:41:27+00:00

Check out Leading Man Attraction on you tube bro. I’m a dating coach and I’ve helped dozens of men all over the world improve their dating life.

UnifiedField9000 · 2022-10-14T00:11:35+00:00

Galleries are a fucking goldmine for conversation. Just ask what she thinks this or that painting means. Talk about why all modern artists seem to do abstract (is it just because they don’t have the talent to paint in a classic style?)

Keithlct · 2022-10-14T08:09:56+00:00

Amazing piece of work.. Now I am not alking about the art.. Lmao.

azicre · 2022-10-14T10:47:23+00:00

The juxtaposition the artist tries to articulate in this piece between contemporary capitalism and your amazing figure really left an impression on me. What do you think?

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