Ok so my parents didn’t completely think it through and named me Clint (after Eastwood). However, saying my name in a loud bar with a midwest accent sometimes sounds like there’s no N.

So sometimes when meeting a girl she’ll screw my name up intentionally and call me “Clit” or “Clintoris.” I would like to have a really good response for this when it happens. Something like “yeah why do you think they call me that” or anything clever.

I’m not at all upset when they do it btw, but I feel like I can use it to my advantage. Any ideas?