shit tests

BensonInFL · 2022-04-06T22:09:24+00:00

How do you manage to dodge shit test

First of all, you don't dodge them. You embrace them. This is great, it means the girl cares enough or is interested enough to test you to see whether you are a man or mouse

Regarding response... its all in the vibe... you can say something playful, or double down, or clever or pretend to be innocent.. these are stepping stones to the responses she will then give and further the rest of the conversation.....

*You don't love me anymore...

When did you ever think I DID love you?

I know, I'm a real jerk, you should be someone else

Well... if you feel that way, perhaps you should up your game to entice me hahaha

*I bet you say this to every girl Bla bla bla

Not EVERY girl, just the ones with big ..... uhhh...... personalities :)

Yes... but I only Mean it with you (This has to be said VERY SARCASTICALLY not like you're actually trying to convince her.. roll your eyes)

Oooohhh...miss original huh? :) :) I love it! Hmm.. tell me something you've never told any other guy before..... < no response> ... oh I can tell by that smirk that you definately have some secrets.. very naughty girl..

The most important thing is 1) Don't validate yourself... EVER.. and 2)Its more about delivery... you can say a lot of stupid crazy things but only if you say it with confidence and playfulness. Try with smiles and laughter.. looking at her in her eyes.. like your'e old friends and are laughing to a joke... you can get away with a lot

-B

Nullroute127 · 2022-04-06T22:11:25+00:00

"you don't love me anymore" - Probably this comes from a longer term relationship so it's not a early-on shit test. Probably a play on words, "I don't love you any less either."

"I bet you say this to every girl" - "Honestly you're right, there are 4 billion women in the world, and I've got 2.4 billion left to go. I'm thinking of hiring the car extended warranty guys to call the rest since it's taking way longer than expected."

Calamity__Bane · 2022-04-06T22:19:11+00:00

You don’t love me anymore

“I love your fantastic ass/titties/pussy”

(Not necessarily a shit test, though)

I bet you say this to every girl

I just laugh and pull her toward me, no need to give a direct response.

CompetitionFair7686 · 2022-04-06T23:04:32+00:00

You don’t love me anymore
Of course i do, who else is gonna make me those awesome sandwiches”
I bet you say that to every girl
Yeah even to my grandma”
“Yeah, this morning i already said it to 7000 women, can’t wait for the next 7000”
If she however says it after you have said something pretty to her liken calling her special or something, then say:
“Sure, but i don’t feel the same way when i say it to you”

Mutated_seabass · 2022-04-07T01:13:47+00:00

I got the ultimate shit test story lol

So, a few months ago I went to my doctors for my yearly physical. The nurse there who always takes my vitals is a cutie that I’ve been flirting with every time I’m there. She’s super hot, and not in a classy way, but you could tell she’s definitely a party girl. Well this time, she was instructed to give me an exam by asking me a few dozen questions that were health related. So we’re in the room alone, and she asks me questions like “how many hours of sleep do you get?” “When was the last time you drank?”…etc

Then out of nowhere, she asks me “are you having sex?” I’m convinced that question was not on the test and she made it up! Anyways, it definitely caught me off guard but since I’m so smooth and experienced with shit tests, I responded by the following: “that’s kinda personal….but ya!” and looked at her straight in the eye smiling. Immediately she got nervous and looked away, and even started stuttering! It was clear I passed that test. And ever since that day, she was in love with me every time I came.

…and eventually I got her number and took her down;). True story no cap.

TheTruth221 · 2022-04-06T21:59:56+00:00

i just say nah and tell them to get on they knees

cass2769 · 2022-04-07T22:11:41+00:00

Don’t exaggerate or give sarcastic answers. That only makes the situation worse.

If someone says this kind of thing to you, they are feeling vulnerable or insecure so responding in a joking manner will make them feel belittled.

Title	shit tests
Author	yeayeayeasure
Upvotes	1
Comments	12
Date	April 6, 2022 9:34 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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