Apparently I don’t even understand the basics of flirting because Im often being put in a platonic zone despite the fact that I’m fairy good looking, strong eye contact, naturally quite funny, and possess a lot of the qualities most women are looking for in a man no doubt.

My idea of flirting is peppering in some humorous compliments when they feel appropriate

Examples

“Oh At least take me to dinner first” (if they complimenting me)

“So where should we have our honeymoon?” (If I love what they just said)

“I’m about to put you in the naughty corner” (if they’re giving me a shit test)

“You seem too lovely, what’s the catch? You’re gonna try to convert me to Scientology aren’t you?”

Is this too mild or something?

Do girls literally need you to be squeezing their ass and telling them how badly you want to fist fuck them when you’ve just met?

Maybe in a night club but in other settings that feels tactless and unnecessary

Surely they can infer that you’re interested in them if you’ve approached them.