Any good advice for flirting/banter?

CompetitionFair7686 · 2022-03-21T13:11:03+00:00

BANTER/TEASING LINES

All of these are said in a light-hearted confident way as soon as you meet a girl for the first time to establish a playful frame. So smile. Do NOT aim to make them feel insecure, just roast them a little bit.

1 - You and I would not get along. You and I aren’t gonna be friends”

2 - Luckily, I'm a moral rock. - If conversation starts to get sexual

3 - We would be bad together, all fights and makeup sex.

4 - You are trouble/dangerous. I hate you.

5 - This is why we can’t have nice things. (Yeah, it's a meme. It works well if they spill their drink or drops something.)

6 - It’s okay; you don’t have to be nervous. - (If they stumble on their words, drop something, spill their drink.)

7 - You can’t tell me how to live my life! - (Joking that they're being bossy and you won't stand for that. They'll most likely apologize or something alike.)

8 - What you gonna do? Date me? - (Said after they jokingly threaten you.)

9 - Easy tiger/killer. - (If they're being too eager about something.)

10 - It’s okay, admitting it is the first step.

11 - Come on now, be smarter than the table. - (If they bump into an object, in this case, a table.)

12 - I can’t take you anywhere. - (If they're being silly while you're both out somewhere.)

13 - I think I need a translator. - (If they say something that doesn't sound like English or if they're stumbling on their words.)

14 - Is that really English or Japanese, I’m hearing? It sounds like English, but I could be wrong.

15 - Thanks, I grew it myself. - (Response to "I like your hair".)

16 - Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

17 - Bartender, she needs to be cut off.

18 - Alright, let’s keep this civil. - (If they start arguing because you both like different football teams, or the like)

19 - You’re funny sometimes… not right now, but sometimes you are!

20 - Look, I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

It’s okay, I don’t think any less of you! - If they're being weird or do things in a weird way.

22 - I spoil you, ya know. - (Start role playing like you've known each other forever, best used if you helped or gave them something very insignificant. Don't use this to prove a point.)

23 - Shit, I think I saw that in a movie once.

24 - That doesn’t go there. - (If they drop something)

25 - No rest for the wicked. - (Response to why you're up so late or why you're not tired/sleeping)

26 - You're half-way decent.

27 - Out of all the [first name] [last name]'s I know, I think you're my favourite.

28 - I didn't say/do that, it was my ghost. - (As a an absurd excuse.)

29 - Sorry, my cat was on fire. - (Excuse.)

30 - My mom warned me about girls like you.

31 - You are a woman? Wow, didn’t notice. (if she says “i’m just a woman”)

32 - You got ready? Wow didn’t notice. (after she says she took hours putting make up on, and trying outfits on to go out… as a form of tease)

33 - That’s right keep sucking it, I know you love it (when she is eating a banana, hotdog or similar)

34 - “That's a bit too intense for me, I think I'm just gonna take it slow and [insert fun/exciting activity], but that's probably too dull for you”. - (When you ask her what’s up? and her response is something typical such as "nothing really” “homework",… etc.)

35 - Note to self “Pretend that you don’t know her” (after she says or does something dumb.)

36 - Dont say anything, you are cute… You’ll mess it all up”

37 - What’s your sign? Aries? Fuck, can we pretend like you are not, for tonight? Got a reputation to keep, you know?”

38 - “Well you are an Aries girl, so of course you’d say something like that”

39 - “You are cancer? That’s it , I want a divorce!”

40 - You were so cute… why did you have mess it up by being a Tauro?

(Obviously these are all jokes, the girl needs to feel that you are not being serious about the zodiac signs or any of the lines here)

max_insa · 2022-03-21T13:11:51+00:00

Hint at your interest for example ask sexual question and qualify her on her reply.

"Hey btw can you do the reverse cowgirl?"

"Yes lmao"

"Hey can you do the reverse cowgirl?"k sexual questions and qualify her on her reply.

kingofmylunchtime · 2022-03-21T19:59:05+00:00

Talk to them like they’re a mate.

Works for me.

ManWithAThousand · 2022-03-21T22:40:58+00:00

If you think of it like writing a comedy routine, you eventually realize the importance of knowing your audience.

Different types of people respond to different types of flirting. Being overtly sexual is great in a situation like the club where you're looking for an overtly sexual situation. If it's with someone more friendly, then you want more friendly casual jokes. If the person is clever, your lines need to be clever.

Beginning-Ad-8041 · 2022-03-22T01:00:24+00:00

There is a Todd valentine video that explains this well, but start with a template like: “You would be from there” and play it off like that, if she gets mad then be like just messing with you

Memorizing canned lines isn’t going to work very well, you want to just use templates

Title	Any good advice for flirting/banter?
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Date	March 21, 2022 8:49 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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