I was out at a bar with a friend. I had foot surgery recently and was using a scooter to rest that knee on for two months. I had this scooter while we were at this bar. This woman comes in who's also on a scooter. We hit it off a bit based solely on both being "disabled" with a scooter. She comes back later to get a picture before she leaves.

She says "I hope I see you around sometime." I told her "I'd rather see you with your legs up" and she says "find me" with a wink. I had a fair bit to drink by this time.

I have no idea why this worked. My friends say I'm a legend to them because something that shouldn't have worked, worked spectacularly well. I bet there's others with some grand stories of lines that shouldn't have worked that somehow did. What's yours?