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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He can watch.
[–]6AeyBee9 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eliot Chang?
[–]Papa_Musk 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
best is "I didn't ask you about your problems" or "I have a girlfriend"
[–]Brandonva804 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why you want to be a home wrecker. If a girl has a boyfriend respect it and move on.
[–]Uoger 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What if it's a relationship that you know won't last long?
[–]Brandonva804 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would not do anything until its over
[–]KingoftheNorth412 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that’s her response to you asking her out she’s either A) in a relationship or B) not interested.
Say, “take it as a compliment” smile and move on.
[–]MisterShogunate 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You reply to the vibe, not the contextual reply. If she was grinding on you as she said this, obviously you reply with something witty. If she said this after you've shown interest and her face is absolutely serious then it means she wants you to leave her alone.
[–]Chicagoj1563 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look up the lover vs provider paradigm. Her boyfriend is the provider, you can take the frame as the lover. Basically, be the guy she wants to sleep with, not the one she wants a relationship with. It’s a different frame. You can tell her you don’t want to be her boyfriend outright if you want.
[–]RooBies7 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would say: “A girl as attractive as you should have two BFs.”
[–]tnpersona 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say something like “well he’s a very lucky man” or “I hope he realizes how fortunate he is to have a girl like you”. Don’t pursue trying to get with her if she says she’s taken. It’s bad taste
[–]pokemonpokemonmario[🍰] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How does that not work well? Are your intentions to get her to cheat? Because it's unlikely she will if she's told you she has a bf.
[–]LightAtEnd -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure, iam not jealous.
Don't tell him about us.
[–]jimsgympartyhouse -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I respond with; I hope he knows how lucky he is.
[–]Uoger 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a horrible idea.
[–]Uoger 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"You seem like the type of girl who needs 2 boyfriends." Hopefully she doesn't take it the wrong way...
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"you seemeth like the type of wench who is't needeth 2 boyfriends. " hopefully the lady doesn't taketh t the wrong way
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout
!ShakespeareInsult
!fordo
!optout
Good bot.
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