The parents' house.

joculator · 2011-12-18T16:27:58+00:00

Can you please recount in detail the story of when your mom burst into your room and yelled at you for having sex?

Seduceher · 2011-12-18T10:18:26+00:00

Concentrate on one problem at a time. The same social dynamic that you use to get women can be used to increase your earnings and provide you adequate living conditions. Don't just accept your reality, change it. Have the same confidence you have with women and apply it to the world of adults and money.

somezenshitrighthere · 2011-12-18T15:56:58+00:00

Why does she do that? Religious reasons?

themanbat · 2011-12-18T20:27:22+00:00

Plan A - Go to her place. Prepare a small overnight bag and always have it ready to go in your car. In my experience most girls actually prefer it at their place so they don't have to walk of shame it home afterwards without first accessing all their toiletries.

Plan B - How big is your car? You're only 21 so you can probably still get away with finding some secluded spot and humping in the back seat.

Plan C - If your car is tiny and you happen to be about to making excellent progress with a chick who doesn't have a good place either, slow things down and try for a more than one night stand relationship. Then you can call her up later and say, hey my mom is out of of town, let's make this happen.

Plan D - Bring her home, bang her, and don't let her sleep over. Just make an excuse and drive her home afterwards. If you play your cards right you may get a repeat performance that very night when you drop her off.

Jyggalag · 2011-12-18T16:09:46+00:00

Same thing happened to me except it was her house and her mom who came into the room... she just said good morning to me and otherwise didn't seem to mind lol.

I think you'll find the most ideal path is to work your ass off and find a way out. Many more benefits in the long run going that way.

zetek · 2011-12-18T19:16:06+00:00

I'd like to show you my aquarium, but my parents are in the next room so it may be only the fish that gets wet.

gabriot · 2011-12-18T19:48:47+00:00

go to their place, I have a friend who is broke has no job (and none in sight) and lives with his parents. He get's laid at least every weekend and on most weeknights, usually with a new girl each time. Always goes to their place.

leftajar · 2011-12-19T20:36:31+00:00

Go to her place! Many women are more comfortable with that anyway. Plus it benefits you and you get to control whether you leave or not.

moltar · 2011-12-18T16:28:46+00:00

Make your game so good, that she'll let you fuck her in a public place.

Thoughts_You_Loathe · 2011-12-18T09:47:18+00:00

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lingual_panda · 2011-12-18T17:15:22+00:00

You can invite yourself to a girl's house if you do it tactfully.

Alternately, you can have sex in cars, or in public places.

I'd really like to keep the fact I live with my parents and my money situation under the covers at first with women I meet.

At age 21, most people are going to expect you to live with parents.

Maybe you can hire cult deprogrammers to kidnap your mom and make her think sex is ok.

2011-12-19T11:40:38+00:00

I have found that girls will sleep where ever I say lol

jewfro667 · 2011-12-19T17:03:36+00:00

I have the same problem, which holds me back in terms of making moves. I live in an apartment with my parents though so I can't really bring any girls home at night. Especially considering my dad sleeps on the couch outside my room often so he can watch TV without waking me mom up. Living with my parents in a small apartment is not the biggest problem I have in regards to getting laid, but it's certainly an issue.

Title	The parents' house.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	23
Comments	42
Date	December 18, 2011 9:22 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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