First of all, I've missed you seddit. I just went to college and have been too busy to write up anything or post, but I'm looking forward to going back through all the FRs.

I believe this is pretty much textbook seddit material.

So there was this girl who hangs out at my fraternity, and she recently got single. I have thought this girl liked me even though she had a boyfriend. She would go out of her way to hug me and just generally be excited to see me, so once she was single the game was on.

I posted on my facebook that I was going to be in a stand-up competition and that people should come to it. She commented on it, and said how awesome it was and told me to text her how it went. I also told her I just recently got my wisdom teeth out so I wasn't sure how well I would do on Vicodin, and she had told me she was going to the horse track.

Me: 2nd place. Not bad for Vicodin ramblings. Did you win anything with the ponies.

Her: I knew you would dominate! and no sadly I lost 7 dollars. What are you up to tonight?

Me: 7 dollars? Really broke the bank there ****. So far my schedule is lounging and drugs. You?

Her: I know, I'm gonna have to work the pole for a few extra nights... Ooo what kinda drugs??

Me: The good prescription kid (wisdom teeth drugs I don't do drugs regularly) They make you feel all soft and fuzzy. I'll have to stop by and watch you dance. I'm like ludacris but I make it hail dimes instead.

Her: That's the best kinda high :) I'll have to join you sometime. We can trade strip tease for drugs and it will be beautiful.

Me: You'll have to have some good drugs, my strip teases are pretty good.

Now she obviously has interest, and I'm thinking at this point it will not be hard.

Later texts:

Me: These scripts are unreal. I feel like snuggling.

Her: Haha snuggling is always fun.

Me: I snuggle aggressively.

Blah blah blah set up a time to hang out.

First time we hang out. We drink a bit but she has to work in the morning. My roomate is camping out in the living room throwing up the c block, so I had to bid her goodbye. She says she doesn't work in the morning for tomorrow night and invites herself over to drink. I tell the roomate to not c block.

Night 2, she comes over, and we get hammered. My roomate leaves and she says "I have to get up at 10 tomorrow." Firmly securing that she is sleeping over. I say ok and we lay on the couch and spoon a bit. She's sticking her ass way into me, so I go for the arousing trick with the ears. Something for a later post. She eats it up, spins around and we're making out.

Now this is where I have to credit seddit. Thank you guys for showing me how to handle this.

We're making out and I'm just manhandling her. I'm on top holding her leg with my arm and going for gold. I take a quick break and she says she says, "Now I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep now." I laugh and get back on top of her. She loves it. We go for a bit, but I feel weird since my roomate is in his room and I've drank quite a bit so I know I can't perform so I don't take it any farther.

We schedule another time to hangout. I pass out on the couch from sheer tiredness of partying. Apparently at one point she was straddling me trying to get me up. This is good, I like them crazy.

I tell her to come party at my frat. She come with her roomate and her bf. When they go to walk home I just walk with them, no questions.

We get there, and she says, "Oh you can sleep on the couch."

"Fuck that"

We're now in her bed but her roomate and bf are sleeping 3 feet away from us in the same bedroom. I think this is a shitty situation but fuck it. She starts doing the ass thing again and I again go for the turn on. She flips around, and we make out. She gets naked. I get naked. Thinking I'll just get a bj or something. She climbs on top and sticks it in. We do it 3 feet from her roomates.

Bam textbook F-Close, granted though it was an easy one. We have banged a few times now, and I thank seddit everytime.

I could have hurried this up had I not have passed out, but it all worked on in the end. Anyone have any comments on anything I could have done differently?

Thanks again, seddit.